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    Just curious as to how many have white trash family members in the ol' tree. I have several on my dad's side. If and when people ask me if I'm kin to such and such , I casually say......ummmm....no.

    Every Christmas I get to meet my aunts' and or cousins' new spouses and illegitimate kids. If the government didn't support their lazy asses they couldn't afford their trailers, cigarettes,or booze. Me and my sister are actually looked down upon because we graduated high school and actually went to college.

    So since VH isn't giving out any info on "their" family issues, who else here has those nonclaimed relatives? C'mon I know I'm not the only one Deliverance could have been scripted after.



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    I cant bear to see a links brotha out on a limb with no replies.

    I have some trailer trash down in Louisiana. I mean wierd stuff man. My uncle's best friend is a guy that has "his very own" trailer down on the bayou with a dog named "booger". The big events in life include a weekly trip down to the waffle house to hit on the waitresses (who are about 15 and smoke like chimineys). That usually gives them enough to talk about for the next week or so, then they do it again. I went down there for my Grandma's funeral and it really blew me away, the style of life that they have choosen or vice versa.

    It was like the twighlight zone man.

    (booger, lol)

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    It is also amazing of how a dentist rates in their lives.

    Seriously I think I have carnies for relatives. I think if one of them was to nibble on your ear, it would look like you had made out with a hole punch.

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    God this thread is some funny shit. We have a dog nammed booger. Now if that ain't trailer trash I don't know what is. LOL. Luckily I don't have any hill billy kin . But I did actually see a sign on a trailer one time that read, "Not here, gone to Walmarts." Notice the plural of Walmart. LOL. It's like they were gonna go to more than one. LOL. Is that not funny or what? And the sign on the door wasn't painted etc, it was hand stiched. Like this, "Going to Walmarts," is something that takes place on a regular basis, and these fuckers were damn proud of it. LMAO. Great thread. Out.

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    Ok to take a different approach, have you ever really paid attention to the language usage?
    "My fo' by fo' runs like a scalded dog." How does a scalded dog run?

    "Hey bo', I bet I could whip you."

    "My,my, yo' sure iz lookin' purty."

    I teach at a small east Texas school of about 300 kids. You wanna talk about a shallow gene pool! Beer drinking and mudding are competitive sports.

    I had one kid come to class last week with his hands all bandaged up. Seems as though he was drinking too close to the bonfire. His shirt caught on fire and he tried patting himself out. This all happened while his drunk buddies laughed at him. I looked him straight in the eye and called him a dumbass. Hell, if his parents won't somebody has to.

    You guys have gotta see some of my memoirs I've been taking.

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    quote:
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    You guys have gotta see some of my memoirs I've been taking.




    Sounds like a new thread that could rival the funny farm



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    sorry guys, my family is normal. sorry again...
    although i now know that when i make fun of texans it is warranted... kidding
    yeah that kid is definitely a dumb ass. living up here, it'a almost surreal to believe that there's people so "white trash", for lack of a better word. man!!!
    gone to walmarts. that's classic...

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    Oh, and I forgot, the guys other dog was named Dealer. So we had booger and dealer.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:
    Sounds like a new thread that could rival the funny farm

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    I spent a week in TN when I was around 10 years old visiting many relatives I've never seen since. The highlight was picking ticks off the coon dogs
    and watching my brother who was 13 at the time learn how to drive my cousins corvette,
    and finding out what grits were.

    I learned a lot of new slang


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    Judging by what y'all have said, I am trailer trash. I live in a trailer, my teeth have cavaties,but their not gross. I shop at walmart, and the dollar general. I drive a truck, and I say things like "hey bo". This thread is pretty insulting. Thank you for showing me, yet again, that the Army is the place for me.


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    eesh. Sorry if peoples stereotypes of "trailer trash" (myself included) find similarities to your personal way of life. Surely you dont think harm was intended by this thread? It maybe was not the most sensative thread in the word granted, but I think your decision to take this in any way personally, is completely your fault and not ours however. I was a little suprized to see that response. This is all in good fun man, nobody here on links is out to hurt anyones feelings, I think you know that. But if you feel you have to go to the army, thats fine, those are a pretty good bunch of guys over there too. A bit of advise though, drop the sensitivety, you will have allot more fun.

    I personally enjoyed your contribution during your time here, regardless of where you live.

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    Look, it is obvious to me that you all were cracking jokes on people that have less than you.(in general) That sucks. I am the people that you were bustin on. If that is your bag, go for it, But don't fault me for taking offense. Every single joke that y'all made, sounds like me or my family. If that is what you like to laugh at, go right ahead. But don't blame me when I say Fuck You, and the White horse you rode in on.
    It is obvious to me that you people know nothing about how hard it is to survive in this world.
    Maybe you should consider how your words affect others before you type them.

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    quote:
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    It is obvious to me that you people know nothing about how hard it is to survive in this world.



    Pretty sure the last time I checked we all lived on the same little sphere.

    Regardless, I apoligize for anything I said personally that you took offense to. Your right, if you cant say anything nice.....

    I know this thread was not intended to make fun, hurt feelings, step on anybody's way of life or their families, but it seems that it has so thats reason enough for me to shut 'er down me thinks.

    Another good point you make: We should think about the words we type before we type them. Didnt mean to ostrecize anyone YR69.

    If you feel you need to discuss this anymore, please feel free to email me...really. I feel a little bit icky when a member of the links is tweeked like this, and if there is anything I can do myself to iron this out, let me know. IM handle is here also.



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