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    You thought How Many Say I was bad???

    That song is sheer brilliance compared to this bowlfloater of a movie!!! Take EVERY lame Indiana Jones ripoff idea and put it in this flick and there you have it...

    Now, gents, I KNOW Angelina is a beauty, but this movie is so bad...stay home and read the new Rolling Stone for your Jolie fix...

    I could HEAR the women rolling their eyes in the theater at the boob shots...Nice boobs, indeed...Just not worth the price of admission...
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    Going to see that piece of shit movie never crossed my mind. But thanks for saving me the possible 3 bucks I might have spent on it at a video store. But I do agree with ya man, she does have a good set of "lungs" on her. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Out.
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    Thanks Sacto. I wasn't going to see it anyway but you're review helped keep my mind on it's same path.
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    Thanks man, I was gonna go see it, but now I don't think I will [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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    The tickets prove you wrong Sacto. The Tomb Raider movie opened in the top spot at the box office over the weekend and it took in more than double its nearest competitor.
    The film took $48.2 million to $20.4 for another new movie, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, which placed second. Tomb Raider had the best opening for a film based on a video-game character.

    But I still think it looks corny. So I'm with Sacto on this one.
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    it made so much money cause theres so many kids with parents in this country.
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    Your right something needs to be done. We should have more kids without parents!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panama5150:
    The tickets prove you wrong Sacto. The Tomb Raider movie opened in the top spot at the box office over the weekend and it took in more than double its nearest competitor.
    The film took $48.2 million to $20.4 for another new movie, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, which placed second. Tomb Raider had the best opening for a film based on a video-game character.

    Sure it opened big...It looked cool, based on previews...I guarantee word of mouth will kill this dog before it hits $100 million...If you recall, "Wild, Wild,West" also opened big...as did "Godzilla"...

    But I still think it looks corny. So I'm with Sacto on this one.
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    So what if it opened big? That doesn't make it worth seeing.

    Jolie just doesn't look right for the role to me. Does she pull it off?

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    That's the problem, Mike...There's nothing to pull off...no plot or character development at all...You know less about Lara Croft after the movie then when you went in...At least at the start I knew Tomb Raider was a video game...Didn't find out jack about the people in the flick and the cliche's are SO tired...

    For you horndogs, I will spoil this part of the flick...She doesn't, repeat DOESN'T, go the Full Monty in the movie...Not even the Half Monty...There's a fleeting moment of Mini Monty...

    sorry... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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    I'd pretty much figured that there wasn't any plot to pull off, Sacto. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I was just thinking that she doesn't really have the body to pull the character off.

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    My girlfriend went to see it-she had free tickets. I refused to go with her, simply because it looks like one of the dumbest movie ideas I have ever seen. And scantily clad second rate actresses aren't enough to sway me anymore.

    Anyhow, the g/f LOVED the movie, so take my word based on that: the movie SUCKED, and should be ignored at all costs.

    (ya see, my g/f thought Showgirls was a good, serious story; she thinks animated Disney musicals are made for adults; she thought Jaws was a lousy movie; she preferred Episode 1 to the REAL Star Wars movies; In other words, her taste in movies is 180 degrees out of phase, and if she says something is good, it sucks, and if she says it sucks, it's good.)
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    My nine year old loves this Playstation game..... [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

    I'm waiting for the next Jurassic Park movie to come out.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    I am SO waiting for JP3...

    And LOTR as well [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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