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  1. #1
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    you know the hulkamaniac brother has a bad reputation as a real swinging ladies man. unfortunatly this is a bad thing as he can be viewed as someone who may not always be able to go the distance in a relationship. the truth however is the opposite. the hulkamaniac brother is not worried or frightened of commitment but rather he is frightened of winding up alone when it is all over brothers and sisters. the hulkamaniac brother does not know all the keys to the perfect relationship but i will share what i know and hopefully if the other 3600 screaming van halen maniacs on this site add thier thoughts then maybe we can all improve ourselves a little bit. my thinking on this is very simple. just keep in mind the following and i tihnk you will have a good shot at making a relationship last

    1) HONESTY - always be 100 percent truthful and say what you feel. you may not live long enough to get another cnace to say it.

    2) CREATIVITY - be a little creative brothers. why sohuld it always be the women who suprise us with a cooked meal and some wine and maybe satin sheets on the bed. just in the middle of nowhere stop your car one day and look at your partner and give them a hug or kiss. look deep in the eyes and tell them you love her or him. also guys a candlelight diner is a nice touch. and do not purchase your intelligent and beautiful women a broom or a cleaning tool for her birhtday. The other thing on this topic is to once in a while make sometihng with your own two hands to give to your girl or guy. if it comes straight from the heart then the gift will be cherished forever

    3) BE ROMANTIC- this is a no brainer. flowers at work, fancy resurants, remembeirng birthdays. walks on beaches. this should always be done. i do not understand why most males can not figure out that women like this. i am glad the the hulkamaniac brother knows about this

    4) DON'T BE STUPID - this is also a no brainer. if your partner hates for you to track mud in the house then don't! if your partner hates for you to leave the dishes in the sink, then clean them! just do things to make your partner happy!

    I think the bototm line is to spend time and enjoy the person your with. it may work out, it may not but from a male persecptive i tihnk if guys just were nicer and more appreicative of women than the divorce rate in the world would drop and amybe someone, someday could actually acheieve a happy ever after that everyone wants.

    "I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU"- BON JOVI

    "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"- FORIENGER

    "IS THIS LOVE" - WHITESNAKE

    "HAPPY TO BE STUCK WITH YOU" - HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS

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    HOT SEX!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    A good mouthwash. Scope is my choice.......Bad breath can kill a good thing from ever happening.
    From 3-13 to 10-6 and NFC South Champs.....go Saints!

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    TRUST.

    And I don't mean that fake trust most people have when you say "Yes dear, it's okay that you go to Vegas with the guys for the Adult Movie Convention". All the while you are sitting at home getting an ulcer as extreme paranoia eeks in. Be honest with each other and establish true trust, or else you have nothing.

    This goes double for guys, because guys are way...WAY worse for this than women anyday.
    When James Brown dies...David Lee Roth will be the hardest working man in show business...<br /><br />VOTE QUIMBY!

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    hey hulk , does that apply to a chick as well ?


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    Hey, don't forget the prayer, the training, and the vitamins...
    "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing<br />quite well for themselves." - Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

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    Honesty and trust definately go a long way.
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    Putting the toilet seat down.
    No president puts joy in my life, but Van Halen puts joy in my ears.

    Never pet a burning dog.

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    LMAO!

    We used to discuss the merits of that! Then one night my husband woke up a second time in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. [img]smile.gif[/img]

    I hear this loud noise, followed by all this swearing [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

    I go to the bathroom, and there he is, sitting in the bowl! LMAO!

    Lid up or down is no longer an issue in my house! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    "May you die at age 128, in bed, shot to death by a jealous lover" DLR 2002

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    Not forgeting to take your socks off...
    Right now, rock n' roll needs a swift kick in the...<br /><br />"Gimme a bottle o' anything... and a glazed donut... to go!"

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    I have a question for all the guys here.

    Have you ever gone to the toilet to take a shit, and fallen in the boil?

    Didn't think so, and if you did, you did it once.

    How is it then that women are forever falling into the toilet?? It doesn't make any sense!

    Why should guys put the seat down? Why don't women put the seat up instead?

    Who puts their ass in a place without looking first?
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    Toilet lid should be DOWN! And in order to put it down you need to put the seat DOWN! Multiple reasons:

    1. When Seinfeld dropped the toothbrush, it wouldn't have landed in the toilet if the lid was down!

    2. Dogs and other animals can't drink from the toilet if the lid is down!

    3. It's the gateway to the sewer, folks - close it!

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    I think all they guys here will agree,

    We WILL put the seat down every time and I mean EVERYTIME,

    If you gals do not touch the remote control.

    Deal?

    [ May 17, 2002, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: T.RYAN ]
    No president puts joy in my life, but Van Halen puts joy in my ears.

    Never pet a burning dog.

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    Originally posted by billy007:
    Toilet lid should be DOWN! And in order to put it down you need to put the seat DOWN! Multiple reasons:

    1. When Seinfeld dropped the toothbrush, it wouldn't have landed in the toilet if the lid was down!

    2. Dogs and other animals can't drink from the toilet if the lid is down!

    3. It's the gateway to the sewer, folks - close it!
    Those are all valid reasons to keep the entire THING closed! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] That's the rule in our house. Y

    You ever see the commercial where the dog's alone in the house, thirsty? He drinks it all right from the bowl. The family comes home... and he gives them big sloppy wet kisses with his toilet bowl tongue. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

    billy, if you're not already married, you're gonna make some woman a FINE husband! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    "May you die at age 128, in bed, shot to death by a jealous lover" DLR 2002

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    Originally posted by T.RYAN:
    If you gals do not touch the remote control.

    Deal?
    [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img] That's asking a lot T.!

    Just what is it about the remote that fascinates you guys so much? [img]smile.gif[/img]
    "May you die at age 128, in bed, shot to death by a jealous lover" DLR 2002

 

 

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