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    This from MSN:
    The grand Diva award of 2002 has to go to Jennifer Lopez. In addition to demanding Body Shop body butter be made available to her at any given time of the day and that her sheets have at least a 250 thread count - she recently requested a suite of dressing rooms be decorated in white silk by 11 decorators. There are also reports that she has three personal chefs and that a special high priced perfume is to be sprayed before her entry into a room. But the grand Diva demand list has to be the one she gave hubby to-be Ben Affleck, which includes a $5 million fine if he strays. Insiders told Star magazine that her demands include a requirement that they have sex at least four times a week and a $1 million fine for lying.

    That demand for sex at least four times a week is probably a rough one for old Ben

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    Dude, if he puts up with that shit he is not a man.

    Only a bitch puts up with shit like that out of a woman.
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    Are you sure she's not the skaniest celebrity? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Dr. Love:
    Dude, if he puts up with that shit he is not a man.

    Only a bitch puts up with shit like that out of a woman.
    well said man....well said
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    Did you say "crack"-iest?


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    Fuck both of them. neither has any talent. i remember when j lo was a pale ,pasty, chubby chick on In living color. now shes all athletic and way tanner?, whats that about.its called personal trainers and tanning beds to look more "ethnic". fake ass.
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    Damn, J-Lo is everywhere. Talk about overexposure. Don't get me wrong, I'd bang her, but I'm sick of seeing/hearing about her all the time.
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    I remember seeing a picture of J-Lo back around 1998 or so, and thinking that she looked like some exotic princess, and then a couple months later I heard her TALK. UGH!!! [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

    The funny thing about it, is that her sister doesn't have any "ghetto-ish" aspects to her accent whatsoever. Her sister is hot AND smart, unlike J-Lo.

    What a shame. She also needs to quit f*cking everyone in sight. D*mn, she even had a one night stand with current Metallica member Ja-Rule, right before she started up with Mr. Affleck.

    Settle down, babe, settle down. Let the muffin cool down a bit!

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    Originally posted by Majestic:
    The funny thing about it, is that her sister doesn't have any "ghetto-ish" aspects to her accent whatsoever. Her sister is hot AND smart, unlike J-Lo.
    just because she can read from a teleprompter doesn't mean she's smart...
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    Ya lost me on that one. Is she a news anchor or something? I only witnessed her speaking in an interview about J-Lo.

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    Originally posted by Dan Halen:
    Damn, J-Lo is everywhere. Talk about overexposure. Don't get me wrong, I'd bang her, but I'm sick of seeing/hearing about her all the time.
    Same here. I'd tap that ass like there was no tomorrow, but if there was a rocket ship headed for the sun, I'd buy her a first-class ticket.
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    Originally posted by Majestic:
    Ya lost me on that one. Is she a news anchor or something? I only witnessed her speaking in an interview about J-Lo.
    Linda Lopez is a news anchor in NYC...she's dating Chris Booker from MTV2. i think he's on K-Rock radio, too. Howard Stern is always busting Booker's balls about going to all of J-Lo's weddings...
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    Originally posted by ScottRoberts:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dan Halen:
    Damn, J-Lo is everywhere. Talk about overexposure. Don't get me wrong, I'd bang her, but I'm sick of seeing/hearing about her all the time.
    Same here. I'd tap that ass like there was no tomorrow, but if there was a rocket ship headed for the sun, I'd buy her a first-class ticket.</font>[/QUOTE]You're bad....lol.
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    i prolly wouldn't even bang her, she pisses me off so much.

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    Man, her ass is her only redeeming quality at this point. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    I'll tell you what - if I ever had that kind of money, I wouldn't even want all those damned people involved in my life. I'd want my personal time to be mine alone, with whoever I chose to spend it with. Chefs and maids and hairdressers running around under my nose all the time would piss me the hell off.

    And this whole thing about demands on Affleck - most guys would think sex four times a week with J-Ho would be a dream come true, but I bet the control factor of it would get to be grating within a few weeks -

    (her: we've only had sex three times this week! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img] him: DAMMIT ALL WOMAN, I AM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! LEAVE ME BE!. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] )

    And a mil punishment for "lying"??? He better be stashing it away now, because she will find anything she can to call a lie when she starts smelling those greenbacks on a bad day. [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]

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