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    > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone

    > "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
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    > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -- Jack Nicholson

    > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
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    > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams

    > "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal

    > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert De Niro

    > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman

    > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." -- Jerry Seinfeld

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart

    > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    LMAO [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    Why lawchick!! What ever are you implying? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cabo Kid:
    Why lawchick!! What ever are you implying?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I am implying nothing, and you are not to infer anything. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Nevertheless, I was going to title this thread: "Truer words were never spoken." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    lawchick...you struck gold my dear!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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