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    Hello, my name is EVH FANATIC and I suffer from the guilt
    of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
    sent to me by people who actually
    believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
    girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be
    able to raise enough money to have it removed before
    her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak
    show.

    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
    give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email,
    $1000? How stupid are we?

    "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
    make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model
    in the magazine!"
    What a bunch of bullshit.

    Basically, this message is a big KISS MY ROSEY RED ASS
    to all the people out there who have nothing better to
    do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
    my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
    continuing a chain that was started by
    Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
    pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me
    something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this
    to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched
    excuse for a human being will somehow
    receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
    about 900 times!!

    I don't fucking care.

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
    actually contributing to by sending out these
    forwards. Chances are, it's your
    own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some
    chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless
    or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
    it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by
    making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with
    no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27
    years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
    letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
    tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
    and will consume your genitals.

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    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
    tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
    and will consume your genitals.
    Well, I don't want to risk somthing like happening...

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    But seriously I feel your pain. I know I get like 100 of those E-mails for no reason, from random people. Why? because I enter like 100 free giveaways a month. I'm getting e-mails for Viagra, and that is one thing I DON'T need. Hell I need anti-viagra, I get excited for no fucking reason some times. Then I get these e-mails you talk about. If I wanted to hear about stuff I'd go looking for it. However I do like the Coke vr water e-mail I thougt that was pretty interesting.But most of that stuff if PURE shit.

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    At least you can just delete email chain letters. I have found the best way to get rid of old fashion chain letters is to put them in those postage paid envelopes that you get in junk mail.

 

 

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