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    I know that alot of the guys are blaming the LA/VHL uproar on hormones...Well, I have found PROOF that that is not the case...Plain and simply....WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!!

    The following borrowed from The Ladies Room. A project that was created for the Advanced HTML and Website Design internship program at Spectrum Virtual University. (Saving GS the Google Search)

    Dr. Mellow's Guide to Women

    Women, by nature, are evil. It is only when we understand this that men can ever hope to understand women. Hopefully, with these guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the mysterious ways of womankind. The first thing one must remember about a woman is that she knows everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that a woman knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of time, you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to find out is to ask the nearest woman.
    But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking a woman such a question. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And once a woman starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I believe this has something to do with the way that women think. Women believe that as long as they are talking, people listen to her. Of course, listening to a woman talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are listening and therefore she is happy.

    Happiness is a good thing in a woman. If a woman is not happy, all hell breaks loose. In order to help a woman keep a state of happiness, one should buy her gifts. These gifts could be in the conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate.

    Often, when a woman says something, it is not what she means. But, other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to distinguish these two cases if you are a woman. Since women already know the nature of women, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgment can result in death.

    Women know what men want. This is very strange, because even as sometimes men don't know what they are thinking, men usually don't know what they want. However, I must observe that it seems that what men want for the most part is women. This is unfortunate, for women know this fact and know that it is possible for them to do almost anything and this fact will not change.

    Women have a very delicate nature. It is virtually impossible to keep one happy all of the time. It is totally impossible to know what one is thinking or feeling. And it is also impossible for us men, knowing how evil they are, not to love them. Women. You can't live with em. And, you can't live with em.

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    [ April 05, 2002 at 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Fabulous Shadow aka VHL ]</p>
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Hey, I bet you didn't even write this
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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    Originally posted by Aquatic Punk:
    Hey, I bet you didn't even write this
    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Yeah! Good for you Fab, you gave credit where credit was due. I'm proud of you! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    That's all I asked. Thank you. [img]smile.gif[/img] Keep up the good work [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Alright! Now we need to see some kinda make-up hug thing here between you two.

    Shirts etc are optional [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] Photos to goo@vhlinks.com!

    Thank you!
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    Originally posted by Goo:
    Alright! Now we need to see some kinda make-up hug thing here between you two.

    Shirts etc are optional [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] Photos to goo@vhlinks.com!

    Thank you!
    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    NOT gonna happen....The hugging thing... Photos without shirts???? Lemme think about it [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    I'm always open to comprimise agreements!
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    Originally posted by Goo:
    I'm always open to comprimise agreements!
    Rub a lamp Goo! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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    thats not the only thing im about to rub!
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    Originally posted by Rick S:
    thats not the only thing im about to rub!
    Oh that poor dog's ass! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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    LMAO that was good bro [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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