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    two man were walking in a supermarket when they crash in each other...
    man 1) hey, look were are you walking man... what are you doing???

    man 2) i'm sorry, i'm looking for my wife...

    man 1) ok, that's fine... i'm looking for my wife too...

    man 2) hey, how does she look like???

    man 1) oh, she's blond, green eyes, tall, beatifull legs, big nice boobs, awesome ass... she is dressed in a small, tinny black dress... and how about yours??? how does she look like???

    man 2) brother, don't worry about my wife, let's look for yours...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Unchained Wolfie:
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>agreed



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    my god shes in the deli! is that a bratwurst???

    I digress..

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    &gt;&gt;&gt;A man wakes up one morning and looks out
    &gt;&gt;&gt;his bedroom window and is surprised to
    &gt;&gt;&gt;see a gorilla in the tree in his front
    &gt;&gt;&gt;yard. The man goes downstairs and walks
    &gt;&gt;&gt;out his door to his yard and looks
    &gt;&gt;&gt;straight up the tree: Yep, sure enough
    &gt;&gt;&gt;it's a gorilla. Doing the only thing he
    &gt;&gt;&gt;could think of, the man calls an animal
    &gt;&gt;&gt;control officer and explains the problem.
    &gt;&gt;&gt;A short time later, a van pulls up to the
    &gt;&gt;&gt;man's home and the officer steps out. The
    &gt;&gt;&gt;officer stares at the tree and the gorilla
    &gt;&gt;&gt;for several minutes while stroking his
    &gt;&gt;&gt;chin. Then he retreats to the back of the
    &gt;&gt;&gt;van and shortly reappears with a baseball
    &gt;&gt;&gt;bat, a shotgun, and a pitbull. The man
    &gt;&gt;&gt;asks the officer, "What are those for?"
    &gt;&gt;&gt;And the officer replies,"Well, I'm going
    &gt;&gt;&gt;to climb up that tree with this here bat,
    &gt;&gt;&gt;then I'm going to knock that gorilla out
    &gt;&gt;&gt;of that tree. When he hits the ground,
    &gt;&gt;&gt;this pitbull is going to run up and bite
    &gt;&gt;&gt;that gorilla right by the balls and hold
    &gt;&gt;&gt;him steady till I get back down on the
    &gt;&gt;&gt;ground." Then the man asked,"Well what's
    &gt;&gt;&gt;shotgun for?" And the officer replied,
    &gt;&gt;&gt;"The shotgun is for you. If that gorilla
    &gt;&gt;&gt;knocks ME out of that tree, you shoot that
    &gt;&gt;&gt;goddamn dog!!!"

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