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    Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    nuts
    1 bottle Vodka
    2 cups cherries

    Sample the vodka to check quality.

    Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar.
    Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is
    shtill OK.

    Try another cup .... just in case
    Turn off the mixerer.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the fairies, or cherries, whatever.

    Pick fruit off floor, no not your gay man-friend, the cherries!

    Mix on the turner, or is it already on, I forget.

    Oops! The cherries are getting all broken.
    If the druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry
    them loose with a drewscriver- that's orange juice in the vodka, I lick that one.

    Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity before making the screw-diver. Then suck it all down.

    Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ....

    Check the vodka, get a back-up bottle if neshishari

    Now shift the lemon juice and bash those nuts. Add one table and a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
    over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
    finish the vodka and kick the cat (but only if it's a male).

    Fall into bed.

    SAPPY BALLENTINE DAY!!
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    [/QB]
    I never forget to beat off the turner.

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    Originally posted by strungout:
    I never forget to beat off
    TMI! TMI! TMI!

    [ February 14, 2002 at 11:35 AM: Message edited by: Stuff No More ]</p>
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    Originally posted by Stuff No More:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by strungout:
    I never forget to beat off
    TMI! TMI! TMI! </font>[/QUOTE]I've been misquoted!!! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

    Who is TMI, and why are you chanting his name? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Nice you showed up here Shadow.. how ya been?
    Your favorite band sucks.

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    Hey X-man, I've been good and I've missed you!
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    im mr.turner. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Dave or Sammy ?.........pffffft Eddie.

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    "So I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater." Mmmm Good!!! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
    "It's now officially 5150 time!!!"

 

 

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