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    Baluchitherium Lead Synth's Avatar
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    A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be a little overprotective of his daughters. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them at the door with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss.

    One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates.

    The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

    "Hi, I'm Joe,
    I'm here for Flo,
    We're goin' to the show,
    Is she ready to go?"

    The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

    The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

    "Hi, I'm Freddie,
    I'm here for Jenny,
    We gettin' spagetti,
    Is she ready?"

    The farmer grumbled to himself, but decided to let them go.

    For a third time, the doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

    "Hi, I'm Chuck..."

    And the farmer shot him.



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    Baluchitherium
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    that was a good one.
    cute.

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    i remember a cartoon from a "certain" magazine..where it shows the farmers daughter walkin out of the barn with a milk pail and stool.....behind her are two guys in a cow costume....the one looks at the other and says "ok next time i get to be the back part of the cow !!!!".

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    Baluchitherium
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    haha, a "certain" magazine.

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