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  1. #1
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    Hey woman, read your man!

    Men and women are from two different planets and when they say something, it is quite possible that they actually mean something else. We help you delve into the true meaning of words.

    A woman's guide to men's English

    I'm hungry: I'm hungry

    I'm sleepy: I'm sleepy

    I'm tired: I'm tired

    Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I take you out for dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Nice dress! Nice cleavage!

    You look tense, let me give you a massage: I'd like to have sex with you

    What's wrong? I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

    What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

    What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question

    I'm bored: Do you want to have sex?

    I love you: Let's have sex now

    I love you, too: Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair: I liked it better before

    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair: So much money and it doesn't look that much different!

    Let's talk: I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

    Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

    I like that one better (while shopping): Pick any dress and let's go home!
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    Yep. That works. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Why bother trying! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    Why bother trying! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    Good point!!
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    Baluchitherium
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    haha. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Women should carry this around on a laminated note card. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    Another one is when you ask us what we are thinking about and we say nothing, we mean nothing or your boobies!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    ((Just My Two Cents))
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    Heh...
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    In the immortal words of Jeff Foxworthy, men think about two things:

    1. I'd like a beer

    2. I'd like to see something naked!

    That's EXACTLY what we are thinking. We aren't hard to understand. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by OLO:

    Another one is when you ask us what we are thinking about and we say nothing, we mean nothing or your boobies!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    Dude, that has ALWAYS bugged me. If I get quiet, chicks always think I'm "thinking about something" and ask "what are you thinking about right now". I feel like an idiot, because generally, I really truly am thinking about literally NOTHING. lmao. Then they think your hiding something. Damn. It's a no winner. Sooooo, its good to have a backup, is what I've concluded. Something "thenthative" to throw off the cuff in that situation, like "Oh, I was just wondering what we should name our next child" or, "Just thinking about how much I miss your family" or give a smirk to make it look like your thinking something kinky.....that buys you some time to think up something kinky while she is trying to pull it outta ya. 9 times outta 10 you can try it out later.

    I got this shit figured out man. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Aaaah - words from the immortal one! seen - you should have been a prophet!

    Words that I will live by.
    "Official Twinkie supplier to VHLinks.com"<br /><br />"There's one thing Daddy likes and that's Titties and Beer"

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    Originally posted by Jeff5150:
    Aaaah - words from the immortal one! seen - you should have been a prophet!

    Words that I will live by.
    My thoughts exactly!
    I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>

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    seen, that's brilliant, bro.
    i'll use that for sure.

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    *tips hat*

    I do and share what I can for my brothas.

    Just remember, leaving it at "nothing" will either turn into an arguement, or her thinking you are keeping something from her....leading to an arguement. Just lie. She will appreciate it and not even know it.

    Ladies, this is just what you make us resort to. We are not bad people. And it's your fault, not ours. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    Yeah, I hate that question - "What are you thinkin' 'bout?"

    Sometimes it's just something so stupid, so insignificant with nothing at all to do with "us", but yet it becomes the second French Inquisition! I'll have to try 'n remember your tip, seenbad!

 

 

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