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    Can't believe I never thought of a thread for this. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    Anybody like hot sauces? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    And I'm ain't talking about no wussy Tabasco crap. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

    I like a sauce that makes your tongue go [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img] WAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

    [ July 13, 2001 at 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Wolfman ]

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    Sorry, but I dig my tabasco man. Also, Track 5 turned me on to Red Dot, which is pretty good stuff as well. I'm also getting into some funky Korean and Thai stuff too. I'll try anything with a little zip, but tabasco flavor is the best use of vinegar balance that I have found. I go elswhere and with Habenero based concoctions if I'm lookin for fire [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]
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    this is the hottest [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img] stuff I've ever had:
    Top selling Brucken’s Hot Horseradish*
    This superb horseradish will be enjoyed as a compliment to roast beef and prime rib. Adds that extra kick to your cocktail sauce or Bloody Mary! Super product! Available in 32oz and 5oz containers.

    * Warning: Expect watery eyes and clear sinuses. Brucken’s original, special recipe...HOT and fresh [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img]

    If it's too WAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!! it can ruin a meal [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    You want HOT? Try Dave's Insanity Sauce. That stuff is pretty good!
    "Sorry about the mess..."<br /><br />~Han Solo Episode IV

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BrokenCombs:
    You want HOT? Try Dave's Insanity Sauce. That stuff is pretty good!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMAO!!! Been there, done that. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    I swear to God, I cursed his name the whole night too.

    See, the trend now is if you can't grow a hot enough pepper, you turn to pepper extracts - which is what that mofo does. That shit was like napalm. [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img] LOL

    There's another one I'll never touch called "Endorphin Rush". I saw a buddy of mine try some the same night I had Dave's - and we can handle just about anything mind you. His reaction told me my ten foot pole wasn't coming out that night. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:

    If it's too WAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!! it can ruin a meal [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, I've never "made a meal" from these things. LOL

    We're talking purely recreational sport. [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]

    What we used to do was - at a party, you get out a monstrous bowl of tortilla chips, OK?
    Then you have a platter out in the middle of the table with say, 25 different hot sauces. We called it the "The ring of fire", and the rule was, if you entered the ring, there was absolutely no backing out. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
    Now you could cry and swear all you wanted - it was expected, if not encouraged.

    Often times we'd do shots of Glenfiddich (sp?)Scotch during the "ring".
    Scotch drinkers know that it already has a bite of its' own. Imagine after sampling these 20-odd concoctions of the world's greatest madmen. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

    Couldn't feel your taste buds for three days after that, and I'm not even going to describe what the next day is like. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    [ July 13, 2001 at 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Wolfman ]

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    man, that sounds like fun. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] i'd probably want to die after that one.
    i like my salsa though. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    oh yeah, the edge quote in your sig kicks ass. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

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    We will most definetaly have to partake in the ring of fire idea when and if we ever have a links reunion or get together. [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]
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    [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I used to have an asshole...

    ...Ah, hot sauce, a topic after mine own heart! After traveling the 4 corners of the globe on a quest to try every hot sauce on the face of the earth, I can say I know a little about caustic caspicum concoctions [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

    Finest hot sauce money can buy?
    Melinda's XXX - Bar none!
    Perfect balance of flavour and heat!

    Hot Sauce is COOL!
    I worked for a guy about 6 years ago who I turned on to some "different" hot sauces. I used to bring all these bottles of hot sauce to work with me, to "share" with my friends. My boss was extremely "impressed" when I gave him some "Endorphin Rush" to try (anyone who's tried this stuff knows that it's literally made in hell). It's quite a way to make an impression on your boss [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] !

    Hot Sauce is FUN!
    Anyhow, my boss was so "enamoured" by Endorphin Rush, that he got into a really nasty habit that lasted a couple of years. Every time we had an unsuspecting customer walk in, he'd get them to try Endorphin Rush! Without a doubt, this was probably the most hilarious time I've ever had at work in my life! The milder reactions made people lose their minds in a frantic search for something with which to "put the fire out", and after 20 minutes or so, they regained the ability to speak. Many simply went running out of our store, never to return. I especially felt sorry for the few that had exceptionally low tolerance to heat, as they would often not respond well to my boss' gracious offerings. Some would hack and choke, a couple literally vomited in the middle of our store (eeeewww!). But I'll never forget the one young black dude that took it the worst. Have you ever seen a black guy's face turn red? I thought this guy was going to spontaneously combust in front of my eyes! He hopped rather like a Gazelle, over to the fridge in our store, yelling at the top of his lungs all the way, and grabbed the first thing he could see to try and put the fire out. Unfortunately for all those in attendance, what he grabbed and immediately slammed down his throat was a carton of milk - which had been sitting in the fridge fo a good couple of months. You get the picture [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    ...and this is a way to increase business? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Hot Sauce is Romantic!
    Let's face it, there's nothing more romantic on this earth than an evening that starts with a romantic dinner, with some spicy food, getting hot sauce all over your hands, not washing them properly and then having "hands-on" sex right afterwards - NOT! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Cheers Senors and Senoritas!
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    quote:
    Originally posted by I'LL WAIT:
    [QB He hopped rather like a Gazelle, over to the fridge in our store, yelling
    [/QB]



    Damn man, that had me almost crying I laughed so hard [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    That was excellent! Laughing so hard the dogs came in to see what was going on! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    Here's a good site for hot sauces...

    Mo Hotta Mo Betta

    If you like hot sauce, this is THE site to visit...

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    Hilarious indeed, although after the "milk incident" I started urging my boss he might want to be a little more selective with his victims, um, I mean patrons. That or he would surely end up getting sued one day, or perhaps even killed [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:
    We will most definetaly have to partake in the ring of fire idea when and if we ever have a links reunion or get together. [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Definitely a plan.... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

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    I'll Wait - i totally agree regarding Melinda's. We've been known to mix it in ketchup to rescue fast food from the land of boredom. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

    Oh - and Spiff - good call on Mo Hotta. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
    I've bought from them for years - even before "pre-web page". LOL
    Anybody interested in hot sauces should do themselves a HUGE favor and keep a copy of their catalog around the house. Just reading the descriptions is entertaining it itself. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    [ July 18, 2001 at 08:10 AM: Message edited by: Wolfman ]

 

 

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