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    Things I bet You Didn't Know . . .

    Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


    Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

    A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

    People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot
    more.

    When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop...even your heart!

    Only 7% of the population are lefties.

    40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

    Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6
    years old.

    The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

    The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

    The average housefly lives for one month.

    40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

    A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

    The ! average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

    Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch Berries"
    will cause your stools to come out green.

    Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

    About 20% of all adults in the US have or have had a cockroach that called
    their inner ear canal HOME. They enter while you sleep! (((This rates a
    good 10 on the ewwww-yuck scale and right up there with the fact that many
    of us have eaten a spider in our sleep tooooo EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!)))

    The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for
    water.

    The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head
    are the rabbit and the parrot.

    John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
    Gentleman" and "Tootsie".

    Among the music catalogues that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the
    South Carolina ! State anthem.

    In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint
    and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

    Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just
    in case there is a crash.

    The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a
    carburetor.

    Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women
    who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

    Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins.

    If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green

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    LOL that was great.

    The cockroach thing is gross, but I'm proud to be one of the 7% of the lefties.

    Oh and I was drinking a coke while I was reading this!! LOL

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    Why does the cockroach reference remind me of poor Chekov in Star Trek II

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    How in the hell do you get hurt by a toilet???
    The cockroach thing is FREAKIN me out
    Coke is realy green?? wtf???


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    That was interesting. I'm left handed too. I think it is more than seven percent.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:

    Things I bet You Didn't Know . . .


    Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

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    No shit? I'm just curious as to how this is possible. How in the hell was he able to get his nutrition while he was in the fetus? Just curious, I enjoy learning new things everyday. Out.



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    Freaky.

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    I will NEVER sneeze again. What if that shit dont start back up man!



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop...even your heart! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Knew it. Not digging it, though. I have a cold...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Only 7% of the population are lefties. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Word! It's the only thing about me that's "left." Thank god. LOL

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wha...? You've got to be "shittin'" me.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And THAT'S not all, baby...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> About 20% of all adults in the US have or have had a cockroach that called
    their inner ear canal HOME. They enter while you sleep! (((This rates a
    good 10 on the ewwww-yuck scale and right up there with the fact that many
    of us have eaten a spider in our sleep tooooo EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!))) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Just... too... gross...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
    Gentleman" and "Tootsie". <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thank god he didn't miss the boat on "Battlefield Earth."

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Among the music catalogues that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the
    South Carolina ! State anthem.

    In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint
    and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

    Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just
    in case there is a crash. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I knew all of these! (OK, OK... not the MJ one. )

    Damn, still thinking about the cockroach... LOL

    Thanks, Angel.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:
    [B]I will NEVER sneeze again. What if that shit dont start back up man!
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    That one got me thinking also, but if I dont sneeze ever again I will probally blow my frigging head up....dammed if you do dammed if you dont.

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    HERE'S ONE FOR THE CANADIANS

    An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread,
    butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
    The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
    Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
    American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
    Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we only eat
    what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
    them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Canadian has a smirk
    on his face.
    The American listens in silence.
    The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
    American: "Of Course."
    Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
    In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
    seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
    and sell the jam to the states."
    The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
    Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big smirk.
    American: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
    Canadian: "We throw them away, of course." American: "We don't. In America,
    we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
    and sell them to Canada."


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    okay, i'm a lefty, drinkin a coke right now (actually i drink it like water) and most importantly, canadian. ha ha funny, but cockroaches don't live here must be too cold or something... just went to the bathroom, came out in one piece though.
    i didn't even know about state anthems!!! (i guess you could call me ignorant, but i bet you couldn't name our prime minister without having to look it up)
    i knew about the milk thing, and also the sneeze thing.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by laner:
    (i guess you could call me ignorant, but i bet you couldn't name our prime minister without having to look it up) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Cretienne, right? (sp)

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