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    Hey everyone check this crazy shit out. www.clonejesus.com. These people want to make a clone of Jesus Christ to issue in the Second Coming. Of course they're asking for money to fund this project. I dunno. This sounds kinda of scary to me. Even if it's not possible, to even sugget it is pretty wild. A series of fiction books, called The Christ Clone Triology, deal with this subject. If you read these books and then look at what these people are trying to attempt, you may question their motives. Granted the books are fiction but it makes you think about the possibities that could happen if these yucks actually manage to accomplish their goal. Oh well, it's probably just some con-artists trying to sucker money from people. But this group did make it on either CNN or CNN Headline News a few months back.

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    Now I really HAVE seen it all LOL

    BTW , I didnt think that human cloning had been performed at this point, they only have it down 'in theory'

    Looks like a scam to me, if they are gonna get it done by 25 Dec 2001, they better pull their fingers out!

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    LOL.. yeah, they'd have to get him planted pretty quick to hit that date.

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    That's fuckin' ridiculous! It makes absolutely no sense on so many levels. Plus, there is no trace of Christ (in existence) that we know of. Resurrected/ stolen from the tomb by his followers...who knows?

    Don't get me wrong, I'm all for cloning, stem cells, etc... Celura and the National Genome Research Institute have done some great work in mapping the human genome ( all 3.1 base units, 23 pairs, etc...) But this is just retarded.

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    A clone of Christ isn't necessary...the Original will return soon enough...are YOU ready?

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    Man, that's going to make all of our Christmas gifts look pretty shitty.

    "Hey, Glenn got me a new CD, Goo got me a new sweater, Van Gully got me a new pair of shoes, but this guy got me Jesus Christ.

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    Im Ready!! For the one and only.

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    I want to see him cloned...I want to see him die and then come back to life again. I want to see Moses part the Sea and I want to ask them both: Just who the Hell followed you guys around to write a book the size of the Bible about you guys!!!

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    The whole idea of this is ludacris. I'm pretty sure you could do it, there was a cloth or something found that was supposed to have been wrapped around Jesus. I'm sure they could grab a hair or something. But...and this would be a pretty big BUT, it would JUST be the person. Not the son of God. I think God would kind of have to make the choice on who the son would be. God decides who is the second coming and who hears him (if your of the christian faith). Its pretty damn strong combo of arrogance and ignorance to think WE can create the second coming by cloning and force Gods timing. good lord. I feel sorry for the entire species at times.

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    Seen, didnt ya realise they found the 'water into wine' and 'healing lepers' genes?

    That's some kick ass research!

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    I did NOT know that lol.

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    Technological sacrelige...ohhh yeah, the religious groups are gonna LOVE that...

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    Perhaps God's plan is for us to create the second coming. Is it more arrogant to develope science through the gifts God has given us, or presume that God did not intend for us to do what we are capable of through his gifts?

    Any way you cut it, this thing has shades of Monty Python all over it.

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    quote:
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    [B]Is it more arrogant to develope science through the gifts God has given us, or presume that God did not intend for us to do what we are capable of through his gifts?

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    One of our greatest gifts is the gift of reason and ability to recognize logic.

    And I'm not talking about science like we should live in caves with a campfire, just that "making god" sounds a little silly to me when you really think about it.

    I've already stepped over my own lines by talking politics with you Mike ( I told myself never on here), I'm certainly not going to delve in to religion here.lol


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    LOL.. I'm just playing around, seen. It is silly to think we could make a god.

    I really do think genetic engeering has amazing potential, both good and bad. Perhaps the cure for cancer is to be found there. On the other hand, I think people will want to use it for silly things like stopping baldness. That's coming from a guy that's gonna be bald in a few years, BTW.

    But mostly I just want great strawberries and bananas that stay a perfect ripeness for more than a day or two.

 

 

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