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    My 5 and 3 year old boys just had a converstaion about nipples. They asked why boys have nipples....what do you say to that?????LOL
    My wife and I said "all people have nipples"
    Then my 5 year old said., "yeah, our nipples will stay the same size and when girls get older they get the big ones"!!!! True...but kind of amazing how he knows this. Kids say and KNOW the damndest things!
    Just go for it!

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    I think we're just born with the knowledge of what happens to boobies!!!
    as to why men have nips...damn good question. I bet as we evolve as humans, men will no longer have them...But if men DIDN'T have them, we wouldn't have great sayings such as "useless like tits on a bull"!!!
    Cute story...thanks [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Well since we're not talking about that death metal Amish band called Nipples, I'll move this bad boy over to Non. Out.
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    Originally posted by track 5:
    Well since we're not talking about that death metal Amish band called Nipples, I'll move this bad boy over to Non. Out.
    Track 5 strikes again. Classic as usual.
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    Nipples and Boobies [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    If your sons understand nipples and boobies at that young age, then they are progressing nicely. God bless them! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    "I've got nipples, Focker, do you think you could milk me?"

    Robert DeNiro to Ben Stiller, Meet the Parents
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    Originally posted by BREW CREW:
    My 5 and 3 year old boys just had a converstaion about nipples.... Then my 5 year old said., "yeah, our nipples will stay the same size and when girls get older they get the big ones"!!!! True...but kind of amazing how he knows this.
    Not really. You and your wife need to keep the bedroom door closed the next time you're watching those "training" films. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Betty Boop:
    I think we're just born with the knowledge of what happens to boobies!!!
    as to why men have nips...damn good question. I bet as we evolve as humans, men will no longer have them...But if men DIDN'T have them, we wouldn't have great sayings such as "useless like tits on a bull"!!!
    Cute story...thanks [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    God I hope not. Tell me how many guys don't like theirs tweaked every now and then.

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    Originally posted by FanHalen:
    "I've got nipples, Focker, do you think you could milk me?"

    Robert DeNiro to Ben Stiller, Meet the Parents
    Hee hee... that's exactly what I thought of!

    "I milked a...cat."
    "You can milk a CAT?"
    "Sure...you can milk just about anything that, uh, has nipples."

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    Originally posted by Betty Boop:
    I think we're just born with the knowledge of what happens to boobies!!!
    as to why men have nips...damn good question. I bet as we evolve as humans, men will no longer have them...But if men DIDN'T have them, we wouldn't have great sayings such as "useless like tits on a bull"!!!
    Cute story...thanks [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    I thought it was "As useless as tits on a nun".
    "Life sucks...get a fucking helmet!" - Denis Leary<br /><br />"Here's how I come up with my song titles...say you write a song about a chandelier...the chandelier puts out light...the light is red...red is the color you're not supposed to wear around a bull...so you call the song "Cow". - Billy Corgan

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    its "useless as tits on a boar"

    what a great thread...title is nipples and it is actually a story about kids. this thread will prolly have the lowest view to reply ratio in history.

    good story though
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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    Meet The Parents was classic [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by FanHalen:
    "I've got nipples, Focker, do you think you could milk me?"

    Robert DeNiro to Ben Stiller, Meet the Parents
    You tried to milk my cat, you sick son of a bitch!
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