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    How to give a kiss...

    Begin with an Eskimo kiss: Make full body contact. Rub the side of your lover's nose against your nose using small circles. Sound childish? Not according to Judith Jackson, author of Scentual Touch. She says, "the nose is lined with tissue very similar to the erectile tissue in sexual organs."

    Touch your lover's face: Don't feel her face like you're blind. Rather gently place your fingertips on her chin or behind one ear. Don't pull her towards you. Lean towards her until your lips meet.

    Lock lips: Don't try to impress her with your cultural understanding of the French by sticking your tongue in her mouth. Part your lips, and press your lips against her lips.

    Get tongue-tied: Circle the tip of her tongue with yours. Kissing is a two way street. Let her tongue into your mouth as well.

    Don't swap too much spit: Consider the game over if she has to wipe her chin. Salivate over steak, not a woman.

    A kiss isn't just a kiss. Your kissing technique determines where else the night will lead.
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Yep, and then SLAP DAT ASS!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!! SLAP IT!! YOU GOTS TO SLAP DAT ASS!!!!!
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    wooooohooooo!! YEAH BABY!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Here's one for the Wuffman
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    "I love the way you look at me! I Love the way you SMACK MY ASS! I love the dirty things you do! I have control of you."
    You can twist perceptions
    Reality won't budge

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    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    Yep, and then SLAP DAT ASS!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!! SLAP IT!! YOU GOTS TO SLAP DAT ASS!!!!!
    LMFAO!!!

    Now here's a guy that understands comic timing. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Top Timmy:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by seenbad:
    Yep, and then SLAP DAT ASS!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!! SLAP IT!! YOU GOTS TO SLAP DAT ASS!!!!!
    LMFAO!!!

    Now here's a guy that understands comic timing. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    </font>[/QUOTE]NO SHIT! I 'bout fell outta my chair! You rule Seen! Oh and Fab, so do you! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Love Lesson #2

    How to perform a Lap Dance for your Man

    If you're in the privacy of your own home, you can make up your own rules, but do like the professionals do: Keep your guy fully clothed and make sure you're only wearing a G-string and stilettos. Absolutely forbid him from touching you (although you can touch him) -- it'll give you a sexy, powerful feeling, and seeing your naked body but not being able to put his hands on it will make him crazy with desire.

    Set the stage with some sexy music -- slow and sensual usually is best. Have your boyfriend sit in a chair, preferably a sturdy one with arms. Start about three feet in front of him, swaying your hips as you would with a Hula Hoop. Dance toward him and once you're right in front of him, place one foot on the floor between his feet, and the other on the arm of the chair. Grind slowly and seductively to the music, stroke your breasts, and make eye contact. When he starts to lean forward to get a closer view, push him back (if necessary, remind him of the "no touching" rule). If you have long hair, run it up and down his chest and between his legs. Put your hands on the arms of the chair and lean your breasts into him, rubbing them over his face and down his body, but always pulling back to tease him. Turn around, straddle his legs, and wiggle your bottom. If you like, playfully slap your tush a few times for added emphasis. Chances are, you'll be lucky if you get this far before your guy, bursting with lust, breaks the rules and turns your lapdance into the mattress mambo.
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Did I rustle the composer of the great FORD????
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    Did I rustle the composer of the great FORD????
    Ms. Fabulous Shadow....dismantler of prominent male discussion board members' composure..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
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    Salivate over steak, not a woman.

    Or a Beer!
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