Equal opportunity political bashing follows:

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" -- Marion Barry

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President," -- Hillary Clinton

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore

"I love California. I practically grew up in Pheonix" -- Dan Quayle

"It's no exaggeration to say that the endecideds could go one way or another" -- George Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failue" -- Bill Clinton

"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore

There ain't no winners here, folks, just some really stupid people.