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    who here has ever ...let one go and blamed it on the dog? i've got a couple of doberman so i can do it all the time....(oh,don't mind that,igave the dogs a little leftover pizza last night) [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    Fuck yeah! 'cept when the dog rips one of the serious "silent-but-violent" TIME-BOMBS that doesn't flare up until after the fucker goes outside to get jiggy wit' the neighbor's spaniel and the wife blames me for funkin' up the joint... [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]
    As my ol' grandpappy used to say, "Don't ever tell anybody I told you this, ya little fucker."

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    No, but I did let my 8 year old nephew take the blame once. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by jonjuan:
    No, but I did let my 8 year old nephew take the blame once. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    Now that's just wrong. Geezy Pete, man, have you no SHAME??? [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    As my ol' grandpappy used to say, "Don't ever tell anybody I told you this, ya little fucker."

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    Originally posted by muffdiver:
    who here has ever ...let one go and blamed it on the dog? i've got a couple of doberman so i can do it all the time....(oh,don't mind that,igave the dogs a little leftover pizza last night) [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    Dude, this guy has one up on you.. check it out Here

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    LMAO!!! "Dookieschmack"??? Maybe that can be the title of Ed's solo project!!!
    As my ol' grandpappy used to say, "Don't ever tell anybody I told you this, ya little fucker."

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    Who needs to blame the dog? I have my son pull my finger.

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    Originally posted by ericgtr:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by muffdiver:
    who here has ever ...let one go and blamed it on the dog? i've got a couple of doberman so i can do it all the time....(oh,don't mind that,igave the dogs a little leftover pizza last night) [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    Dude, this guy has one up on you.. check it out Here</font>[/QUOTE]LMFAO....where do you guys find this shit..... [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    Man that site cracks me up everytime I visit it, since we are being so sick here I will go ahead and share an MP3 that I made about a guy that farts in an elevator full of people Here

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    Speaking of pizzas, I work in a pizza joint, and I let 'em rip all the time. Managers, and employees alike scatter like alleycats running from a pitbull.
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    This reminds me of the other morning when I was driving into work. I was cutting through this neighborhood (it was dark) and came across two dogs fucking in the middle of the road. When they saw me, they decided to move....the female basically stayed still so the male could "dismount" but it had it's pecker stuck in the female and was facing the opposite direction. They looked like an odd coupling of Siamese Twins. I couldn't believe the male could face the other way like it did with it's pecker still inside the female, without even having to pull it out first.

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    what....you can't do that?

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    Originally posted by ericgtr:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by muffdiver:
    who here has ever ...let one go and blamed it on the dog? i've got a couple of doberman so i can do it all the time....(oh,don't mind that,igave the dogs a little leftover pizza last night) [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
    Dude, this guy has one up on you.. check it out Here</font>[/QUOTE]That was just damn funny... I almost pissed myself. That fucker is getting sent out to my distribution list [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

 

 

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