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    Subject: How sexy is Your Name?
    > > >
    > > > How sexy is Your Name?
    > > > According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your
    > > > sexual
    > > > identity ...
    > > >
    > > > -A-
    > > > You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in
    > action.
    > > > You
    > > > mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no
    > > > patience
    > > > for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be
    > coy,
    > > > cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it
    > > > comes
    > > > to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's
    > physical
    > > > attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge
    > of
    > > > the
    > > > "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being
    > much
    > > > more
    > > > adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising
    > > > these
    > > > qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
    > > >
    > > > -B-
    > > > You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
    > > > wined,
    > > > and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the
    > > > affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to
    > pamper
    > > > your
    > > > mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and
    > particularly
    > > > when
    > > > it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything
    > > > meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain
    > from
    > > > sex
    > > > if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are
    > willing
    > to
    > > >
    > > > experiment.
    > > >
    > > > -C-
    > > > You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to
    > have
    > a
    > > >
    > > > relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able
    > to
    > > > talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the
    > object
    > of
    > > >
    > > > your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see
    > your
    > > > lover
    > > > as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing
    > > > someone
    > > > to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved,
    > you
    > > > have
    > > > the ability to
    > > > go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at
    > > > controlling
    > > > your desires and doing without.
    > > >
    > > > -D-
    > > > Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move
    > full
    > > > steam
    > > > ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are
    > nurturing
    > > > and
    > > > caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly
    > > > sexual,
    > > > passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes
    > possessive
    > > > and
    > > > jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by
    > the
    > > >
    > > > eccentric and unusual, having a free and open.
    > > >
    > > > -E-
    > > > Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good
    > listener,
    > > > you
    > > > have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or
    > you
    > > > are
    > > > not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion
    > for
    > > > a
    > > > bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good
    > > > argument
    > > > once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the
    > > > challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you
    > give
    > > >
    > > > your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a
    > > > good
    > > > lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book.
    > > > (Sometimes,
    > > > in fact, you prefer a good book.)
    > > >
    > > > -F-
    > > > You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal.
    > You
    > > >
    > > > look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
    > > > committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately
    > > > passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You
    > are
    > > > born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime.
    > You
    > > >
    > > > can be a very generous lover.
    > > >
    > > > -G-
    > > > You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your
    > lover.
    > > >
    > > > You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and
    > one
    > > >
    > > > who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach
    > the
    > > > peak
    > > > of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be
    > > > extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your
    > duties
    > > > and
    > > > responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have
    > > > difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble
    > getting
    > > > close
    > > > sexually.
    > > >
    > > > -H-
    > > > You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning
    > ability.
    > > > You
    > > > will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a
    > commitment.
    > > > Your
    > > > gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the
    > commitment,
    > > > though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and
    > > > equally
    > > > cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient
    > lover.
    > > >
    > > > -I-
    > > > You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...Even worshipped.
    > You
    > > > enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for
    > lovers
    > > > who
    > > > know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless
    > > > that
    > > > amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your
    > > > desires
    > > > satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual
    > > > expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and
    > change.
    > > > You
    > > > are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
    > > >
    > > > -J-
    > > > You are totally fucking marvelous!
    > > >
    > > > -K-
    > > > You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having
    > a
    > > > partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
    > expression
    > > > of
    > > > love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and
    > > > partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You
    > must
    > > > feel
    > > > that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will
    > find
    > > > it
    > > > difficult to sustain the relationship. You require
    > > > loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being
    > > > appreciated.
    > > >
    > > > -L-
    > > > You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to
    > > > love
    > > > means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people
    > who
    > > > have
    > > > unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are
    > > > sincere,
    > > > passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You
    > > > really
    > > > enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new to it. You
    > fantasize
    > > >
    > > > and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of
    > this
    > > > secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.
    > > >
    > > > -M-
    > > > You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship,
    > you
    > > > throw
    > > > your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
    > barred.
    > > > You
    > > > are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and
    > intense.
    > > >
    > > > You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything
    > and
    > > > everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also
    > enjoy
    > > > mothering your mate.
    > > >
    > > > -N-
    > > > You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning is needed.
    > > >
    > > > -O-
    > > > You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy
    > > > about
    > > > your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into
    > making
    > > > money
    > > > and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of
    > celibacy.
    > > > You
    > > > are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same
    > > > qualities
    > > > from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity and
    > > > diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your
    > > > passions
    > > > turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
    > > >
    > > > -P-
    > > > You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think
    > of
    > > > doing
    > > > anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count,
    > > > therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an
    > > > intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your
    > > > enemy; A
    > > > good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of
    > sexual
    > > > hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing
    > things.
    > > > You
    > > > are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal
    > of
    > > > physical gratification.
    > > >
    > > > -Q-
    > > > You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
    > > > physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you,
    > > > sexually
    > > > or otherwise.
    > > > You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of
    > other
    > > > ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of
    > > > conversation
    > > > to turn you on and keep you going.
    > > >
    > > > -R-
    > > > You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need
    > someone
    > > > who
    > > > can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter
    > the
    > > > better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great
    > > > body.
    > > > However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to
    > be
    > > > proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not
    > brag,
    > > > you
    > > > are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very
    > > > demanding playmate.
    > > >
    > > > -S-
    > > > You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
    > > > sensual,
    > > > and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate
    > privacy
    > > > will
    > > > this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the
    > > > nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
    > > > trade,
    > > > can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously.
    > You
    > > >
    > > > don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person
    > to
    > > > come
    > > > along.
    > > >
    > > > -T-
    > > > You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a
    > > > partner
    > > > who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you
    > on.
    > > > You
    > > > fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in
    > > > love,
    > > > you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy
    > > > having
    > > > your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated,
    > > > and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit
    > > > your
    > > > dreams, oftentimes all in your own head.
    > > >
    > > > -U-
    > > > You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in
    > love,
    > > > you
    > > > are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see
    > > > romance
    > > > as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and
    > > > freedom.
    > > > You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy
    > > > seeing
    > > > your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire
    > instant
    > > > ratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above
    > your
    > > > own.
    > > >
    > > > -V-
    > > > You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and
    > excitement.
    > > > You
    > > > wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing
    > > > someone
    > > > means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see
    > what
    > > > makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is
    > an
    > > > age
    > > > difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills,
    > and
    > > >
    > > > suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not
    > be
    > > > a
    > > > participant.
    > > >
    > > > -W-
    > > > You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an
    > > > answer
    > > > when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic,
    > idealistic,
    > > > and
    > > > often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she
    > > > really
    > > > is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships.
    > > > Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games.
    > > >
    > > > -X-
    > > > You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can
    > handle
    > > >
    > > > more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off
    > your
    > > > mind.
    > > > You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs,
    > all
    > > > by
    > > > yourself, in your own head.
    > > >
    > > > -Y-
    > > > You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have
    > it
    > > > your
    > > > way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your
    > > > relationships,
    > > > which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical
    > > > stimulation,
    > > > enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring.
    > > > However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the
    > > > pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself
    > and
    > > > your
    > > > partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your
    > performance.
    > > >
    > > > You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.
    > > >
    > > > -Z-
    > > > For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way
    > > > bothered
    > > > by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax
    > and
    > > >
    > > > get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and
    > are
    > > > capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your
    > emotions.
    > > > You
    > > > are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your
    > > > body,
    > > > for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like
    > > > glue.


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    Where do you get this stuff? Interesting reading.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>-J-
    You are totally fucking marvelous!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Works for me.

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    Ditto (John)

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    oh yeah - suddenly everyone's name begins with J. Damn bandwagoners

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    ill be damned if that thing wasnt right about me!! pretty cool.

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    It's sorta right about me, too (Maya)...but you know how these things are...they write 'em really ambiguous-like, so everything seems right!

    Is anyone here an N?

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    quote:
    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    > > >
    > > > -N-
    > > > You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning is needed.
    > > >




    I BELIEVE unchained wolfie is named Nick


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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    -G-
    You are sensuous and know how to reach
    the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. no trouble getting
    close sexually.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Rock on.



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    Damn... LOL!

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    &gt; &gt; &gt; -C-
    &gt; &gt; &gt; You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lead Synth:
    It's sorta right about me, too (Maya)...but you know how these things are...they write 'em really ambiguous-like, so everything seems right!

    Is anyone here an N?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Aw shit. I'm an N! I knew it, somebody made up this whole thing just to give me a complex. Repeat after me "Must try harder must try harder must try harder..."


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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:

    I BELIEVE unchained wolfie is named Nick


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I wonder if he's seen this thread yet.

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    You're right, Unchained Wolfie IS Nick... "Much practice and learning is needed" sounds about right for the youngest person on Links. He JUST turned 15, everyone!

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    I'd go with a new "nick"name if I were him. yuck yuck

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    Damn you. I hope they change these every couple of years or at least I am the exception

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