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    It's that sexy squirm.

    That slinky wriggle you do on your chair where your entire body ripples like the serpent that is coaxed out of the wicker basket.

    It starts down there at the ol' tail bone and works its way up your back until it climaxes at your adorably delectable neck that beckons me with a force akin to Jupiterian gravity.

    It's is the ants in the pants that gets me every time.

    It is that delightful hop you do to punctuate a cataclysmic world event.

    It seems like you are about to leap out of your chair.

    Into my lap would be fine.

    But back down to earth, back to your chair you descend.

    I imagine you are attempting a mount of some kind.

    It's the up/down body convulsion.

    It's is the controlled extension of the limbs.

    It is the short sleeve blouse that reveals a fraction of arm is that fraction that destroys me, cripples me...

    It is the wonderful averting of your penetrating gaze to your monitor that brings me to my knees.

    I think I'm going to need a bigger TV.

    In my bedroom.
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    So, uh, how 'bout them Yankees? LOL

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