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    I understand that his newly hired speech writers polished it up just a tad

    My fellow Americans, it's about freakin time. All you liberals can just
    kiss my big, white Texas ass if you think I'm gonna spew a
    boatload of bipartisan bullsnot. Let's set the record straight here. I
    won, dammit. Hell, I won FOUR OR FIVE TIMES, you stupid
    bastards. We got the Presidency, we got Congress, and by the end of
    four years we'll have even more of the Supreme Court. The
    Republicans are here, and we're gonna show you how it's done.

    Ya'll want me to reach across party lines now? How 'bout I reach across
    and bitch-slap all your sorry-liberal-asses? How'dya like
    that? Don't get me wrong, here. The sense of satisfaction I'm feeling
    right now isn't that I've won - it's that I won't have to listen to
    Al Gore bitch and moan about "letting every vote count". The only
    reason this went as far as it did is because you Democrats have a
    playground crybaby as your poster boy, and I for one am glad I won't
    have to see him on TV anymore. This might sound snippy,
    Mr. Gore, but as we used to say in the sandlot...LOSERS WALK!!!

    As I said in my campaign, I promised to be a president who focuses on
    education. My first task as President will be to start an
    educational program for all you Florida-idiots who can't tell your elbow
    from your asshole or how to poke a stylus through the right
    hole. I don't get you liberal Democrats: when we're talking about Bill
    Clinton and some office whore, you say that lack of penetration
    doesn't count: but when it comes to ballots, lack of penetration DOES
    count. You want a solution to this problem? Take some
    Viagra, you old farts, and finish what you started next election.
    Until then, I want to ask you just one question: "Who's yer daddy???"

    And so I humbly accept the office of President of these United States.
    Thank you.

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    Wasn't this is a thread last week?

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    Yeah it was. But it's still a great fuckin' speech! God Bless the United States of America.

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    If it was I missed it. I dont read EVERY political thread all the way through anymore. But, since it WAS already posted, I'll knock this one down.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:
    I dont read EVERY political thread all the way through anymore. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't blame you one bit, man. They suck such ass they should be illegal.

    Just wanted to add my $0.02. Now that I have, this can be closed again.

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