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    ok, after the french jokes, lets go to some other countrys...




    [ February 07, 2003, 07:16 PM: Message edited by: gravedigger ]
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    Heh heh. He does have that Johnny Carson thing goin' on with the ol'e chimp in the family tree somewhere.
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    i'm just looking forward to li'l george slinging his feces at saddam [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] i think churchill used to do that when he got drunk.

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    Holy shit, we went from Frogs to Apes!
    Is that "Bush's Brain?"
    Seriously we have it better than the Russians. Seems they are suing the LOTR people becuase that my precious dude looks just like Putin!
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    Which one has Bush saying " nuclulear" lol
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    I read somewhere the russians make jokes about Putin and 'Dobby' from Harry Potter



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    Originally posted by chewbaccamonkeylunch:
    Holy shit, we went from Frogs to Apes!
    Is that "Bush's Brain?"
    Seriously we have it better than the Russians. Seems they are suing the LOTR people becuase that my precious dude looks just like Putin!
    brain? he has one? where?
    "Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" - Hansel, Zoolander. <br /><br />"You're talking loco and I like it!" - Hansel, Zoolander.<br /><br />"Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that."<br />Hansel, Zoolander

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    the sad thing is, for american politicians, bush is a handsome son of a bitch. you know the republicans couldn't run cheney 'cuz he looked too much like dr. evil. that's why i predict the dems will pick edwards from NC to run in '04.

    schroeder kinda freaks me out, he always seems very pained in the photos i see. i guess i miss kohl - he had that gammorean guard look going.

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    Originally posted by gravedigger:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by chewbaccamonkeylunch:
    Holy shit, we went from Frogs to Apes!
    Is that "Bush's Brain?"
    Seriously we have it better than the Russians. Seems they are suing the LOTR people becuase that my precious dude looks just like Putin!
    brain? he has one? where? </font>[/QUOTE]chewie's just talking about karl rove, the puppetmaster at the white house. he doesn't get much press, but he's the one who keeps bush on script, as much as (in)humanely possible.

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    Originally posted by Ikeda:
    the sad thing is, for american politicians, bush is a handsome son of a bitch. you know the republicans couldn't run cheney 'cuz he looked too much like dr. evil. that's why i predict the dems will pick edwards from NC to run in '04.

    schroeder kinda freaks me out, he always seems very pained in the photos i see. i guess i miss kohl - he had that gammorean guard look going.
    schröder seems pained? hmm, i think he looks kinda stoned, high or something else... and a few weeks ago in the newspaper (much more interesting than whats going on in the world...):

    "does schröder colors his hair?"... after that he sued the newspaper for rumors that he had an controversy with his wife...

    and kohl looks much more like a pear... oh god and his speech, he had this terrible slang...
    "Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" - Hansel, Zoolander. <br /><br />"You're talking loco and I like it!" - Hansel, Zoolander.<br /><br />"Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that."<br />Hansel, Zoolander

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    Hell I thought this thread was going to be about slamming the French.

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    LOL! That's funny!
    Right Now you're reading my post!


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