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    I admit that although I've read articles about the Osbournes, I've never actually seen the TV show.

    So when I saw this picture allegedly of Jack Osbourne with Natalie Portman, and I thought back about how highly he thinks of himself, how he talks back to his father like he's King Shit, and how his mother Sharon says it's O.K. for him to get a blow job, etc., etc., I couldn't help but LMFAO.

    I never heard of a woman needing to stick a paper bag over a guy's head, but yeesh...If that guy on the left is indeed Jack Osbourne, I'd have to say he appears to possess all of the style and coolness of Jiang Zemin (President of the People's Republic of China), straight down to the spectacles...Maybe that explains the power trip...



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    I'm amazed no one has noticed the semblance before...That first pic has got to be a boo-boo...No?

    Come to think of it, the woman (?) they identify as "Nicole Kidman" in the first pic on the right looks a bit frightening too--what gives?

    (At least Ms. Portman is looking plenty fine...She must be thinking, "I can't believe I'm hanging out with some 'cool kid' who looks like Jiang Zemin!")

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    No one accused Ozzy of producing attractive children, because he certainly did not!

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    Now this is some funny shit. Do what you gotta do Jack. "May the force be with you, always." Out.
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    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Jiang Osbourne... you pinko commie bastard!

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    Oh my, but that was muy rico...

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    if that kid nails Natalie Portman, i'll...i'll...i don't know. but i'll be plenty jealous...
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    Damn, what a tasty picture of Natalie! Is Nicole Kidman going downhill in the looks department or what?
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    Am I the only person who's burned out by the over-exposure "The Osbournes" have been getting?
    ".....and Harry Potter and all of his wizard-friends went to Hell for practicing Witchcraft. The End." -Ned Flander's version of reading "Harry Potter" to Rod and Todd.

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    Nicole Kidman's hairline keeps going higher and higher up her head. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] hmmmmmmmmmm
    She was hot 10 years ago, now she just looks like a pasty retread. You think she is afraid of the sun or what? Goo, don't you guys have any sun down there?? Portman is just a hottie. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Osbournes are cool, I don't give 'em a hard time for trying to make a few bucks on the show. Now Ozzy replacing the drums and bass on the first two records...........that is a shitty thing to do.
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    P.S. Yes, Jack does look like a pinko commie bastard
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    Originally posted by UnleashVH:
    I admit that although I've read articles about the Osbournes, I've never actually seen the TV show.

    So when I saw this picture allegedly of Jack Osbourne with Natalie Portman, and I thought back about how highly he thinks of himself, how he talks back to his father like he's King Shit, and how his mother Sharon says it's O.K. for him to get a blow job, etc., etc., I couldn't help but LMFAO.

    I never heard of a woman needing to stick a paper bag over a guy's head, but yeesh...If that guy on the left is indeed Jack Osbourne, I'd have to say he appears to possess all of the style and coolness of Jiang Zemin (President of the People's Republic of China), straight down to the spectacles...Maybe that explains the power trip...



    Here are some comparison pics:













    I'm amazed no one has noticed the semblance before...That first pic has got to be a boo-boo...No?

    Come to think of it, the woman (?) they identify as "Nicole Kidman" in the first pic on the right looks a bit frightening too--what gives?

    (At least Ms. Portman is looking plenty fine...She must be thinking, "I can't believe I'm hanging out with some 'cool kid' who looks like Jiang Zemin!")
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    Just curious, does Natalie have a tongue piercing? I think I kind of see something in there??? Hmmmm... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by strungout:
    Just curious, does Natalie have a tongue piercing? I think I kind of see something in there??? Hmmmm... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
    Damn. The thoughts running through my head on that one!
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    Originally posted by chewbaccamonkeylunch:
    Goo, don't you guys have any sun down there??
    Sure we do - She's obviously spending too much time in America [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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