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    Here goes, when you're with your lady do you go down?

    As an old dude, that wasn't high on the list and few guys did it. ( I'm ugly so I did because I needed a gimmick)

    So is yodeling in the canyon expected today?

    I'm obviously bored.
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    Originally posted by Axxman300:
    I'm ugly so I did because I needed a gimmick
    LOL! You too?
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    SEENBAD!!!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

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    Seenbad?? Dude, how about "Muffdiver"? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] lol

    But Ohhhhh man...I love this. I remember when I was in the Navy, I had a bunch of friends that were brothers and they thought I was fuckin NUTS (Brothers in general aren't terribly down with this). I could (and still do) munch the beav for literally hours straight. Literally. I shit you not. I found that when I was single, it kept me in play with pretty much any circle of chickies I took a liking to. The word got around and the hens would talk, you know and it was known that if you want THAT, you go to HIM. I was very ok with that. [img]smile.gif[/img] For me, there is just nothing like it. You OWN the lady when you are there. The sights, the sounds, the heat, the juices, the squirming, the moaning, the ups, the downs, the licking, the smacking, the suckingprobingrubbing..... *sigh* .... It's an art. I am an artist. The pink taco is my muse.

    Gotta go! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

    smack dat azz

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    Um...I'm not exactly a "young dude" though (30). Sorry, the topic inspired me, I needed to share.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    Originally posted by OLO:
    Then you can watch sports center.
    hmmmmm.......after the festivities are over I just wanna go to sleep. It is the best sleeping potion i've ever had. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    almost all are grumpy old men here [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] dude, you are standing all with one foot in the grave, i thought this thread is about some young people... anyways, i am young (24) and sometimes i do it, and sometimes i won´t, it depents all on my mood i´m in, and that mood is getting better when GD is having an BJ from his girlfriend, than GD has the power to do some work in the canyon...

    [ February 18, 2003, 06:19 AM: Message edited by: gravedigger ]
    "Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" - Hansel, Zoolander. <br /><br />"You're talking loco and I like it!" - Hansel, Zoolander.<br /><br />"Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that."<br />Hansel, Zoolander

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    There ain't nothing like going bobbing for pubes on a chick!

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    My Question: Why would anyone NOT eat at the Y ??

    If she was "fishy" I could understand not slurping the squirrel, but if she's "fresh" carpet cleaning is required... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    I am a veteran at this. The girls in high school loved it. It was usually something that girls that age had not experienced yet.

    I always like it when the gal just sits right down your face....... you know. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    The variety of euphemisms used so far have given this thread great value!

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    I turn 39 in April.

    I guess I just thought it was rare because I did seem to attract a cult following. The girls just seemed so grateful. Today it seems that it's more expected and less of a suprise. Maybe it's just me.

    Maybe I was good at it. I had a theory about that, you see..I'm a big Star Trek fan and lets face it, when you get down there it looks like something Mr Chekov would lock phasers on.
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    OK...I'll admit it...I'm a lezbo!

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    Between

    Originally posted by Axxman300:
    I did because I needed a gimmick
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    I did seem to attract a cult following
    The Axxman is cracking me up!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

 

 

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