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    A guy wins a single Super Bowl ticket from his workplace. He gets to the game and finds out that his seat is in the nosebleed section of the stadium, the worst seat in the house. He starts scanning the crowd with his binos and notices a vacant seat much closer to the 50 yard line. As the 2nd quarter winds down, he sees that the seat is still unoccupied. He figures he has nothing to lose so he heads down to that section of the stadium.

    He asks the guy next the the empty seat if he can sit there. "Sure, go ahead, no one's going to be using it", the guy says. As he sits down in the seat and begins to enjoy the game, he says, "Man, these are great seats. I can't imaging anyone buying them and then not using them". The other guy replies, "Well actually, these are my seats. They were for me and my wife. We've been to 10 straight Super Bowls. She loved football so much. She passed away last week and today I'm here all alone".

    "My god, I'm so sorry", the other guy says. "But couldn't you get one of your relatives to come to the game with you".

    "No, they're all at the funeral".

    Enjoy the game folks and "Bottoms Up"!
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    Oh man that was bad but funny!
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    What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?

    The Philadelphia Eagles!



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