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    Goo wrote us a little ditty in the Mods' room the other day and inspired me. And since "Angel's Funny Farm became such a success, I feel pretty good about this one too [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

    Okay. Remember how to write haiku from school?

    It's a Japanese verse-form free from meter and rhyme. Three lines, with a total of 17 syllables. My wife and I had a blast coming up with stuff last night. Usually nature is involved, but Wolf never, ever plays by the rules. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Here's one to get us started.
    (*Note : do not try to read this one while drinking a beverage. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

    Van Halen dot com
    Where we play broken records
    "No news is good news"
    [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

    Here's another one that would be good for getting kicked out of English class (Pay attention, students.)

    Haiku makes no sense
    It has no rhyme or reason
    This shit is stupid.


    So come on - get creative. Three lines, seventeen syllables (5, 7, 5 is most common)
    Pick any subject you want.

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    Donor

    wolfman is trippin
    I never had this in school
    but this shits funny

    Like that? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    Hmmm ok

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    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    Top Timmy is wack
    Van Halen and a six pack
    God damn this is fun!


    [ April 21, 2001 at 10:11 PM: Message edited by: Top Timmy ]
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    Down's confused
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    This thread is funky
    I took Spanish in High School
    make sense of nonsense [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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    How Many Say I?
    Van Halen's "gone and done it"
    we don't take no shit [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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    one, two, three, fo, fi
    everybody come alive
    angel in da house [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Going back someday
    come with me to *Blue Bayou*
    Coverdales new tune [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    I did this in school
    When Van Halen was still new
    Birds flew in summer

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    Here's one in honor of our dog Porkchop -

    I like to eat poop
    I think it is delicious
    You should try some too.
    [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

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    When you are in doubt
    and your spirit has sunk low
    hell, there's always beer

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    Donor

    they put a name on this huh? shit, I say stuff like that all the time [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    There once was a girl from Nantucket
    Whoah...
    I can't post the rest of it [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    i love nantucket jokes. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    By the way they act
    You would think them Van Halen boys
    Share one braincell.

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    It'll all end in beers...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TDR:
    By the way they act
    You would think them Van Halen boys
    Share one braincell.

    [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

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    Waiting for V.H.
    Is like torture in Hades
    Please stop the pain now

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