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  1. #1
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    Enjoy!!

    Jingle Bells,
    Sammy smells,
    Gary laid an egg.
    Dave's holed up at IU where he's trying to score some leg, HEY!
    Jingle Bells,
    Eddie fails
    to give us all the scoop.
    Go with singer number 4 and it will sound like poop!

    Cashing through the snow
    on an LA winter's day,
    Al has got his blow,
    Is Gary really gay?
    Mike shows up at NAMM
    makes our spirits bright,
    Dave should wear a hat because his head reflects the light. OH!

    CHORUS, with feeling

    Sammy made a deal
    Leffler made it right,
    The brothers learn to steal
    Dave is hot tonight.
    This is so unreal
    No record is in sight
    How fun it is to string along the fans that did us right. OH!

    CHORUS, all together

    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Seenbad stands....SALUTES!!

    Bravo!! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] BRAAAAVO!!

    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Little Dreamer
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    AWESOME, ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    BRING ON THE MIGHTY VH!!!

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    Funny shit - that made my day

    ROTFLMAO [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Rock the Orange!!!

    "Give Doc the shotgun. They're less apt to get nervy if he's on the street howitzer."

    "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

    Save a Terrapin - Fear a Turtle

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    That's easily one of the funniest parodies ever on these forums! Out-freakin-standing!

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    Fucking hysterical. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

    writing

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    TOP NOTCH!! TOP NOTCH!!!
    [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
    Q: Recording the album took so long your Australian tour last year was cancelled. What was it like in the studio? There's a history of tension between you and Eddie Van Halen...

    DLR: It was like a stand off in a Chuck Norris movie. We each had the laser dot on everybody's forehead waiting for the other guy to blink. Except for Wolfie, he had a Super Soaker ...

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    good shit. i applaude! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Light em' up!!!

    "You can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice;
    Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!"

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    Well done. Now send it off to Mikey to show us what we think of him and the rest of the clowns who won't tell us what is going on.

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    Originally posted by Sensible Shoe:
    Well done. Now send it off to Mikey to show us what we think of him and the rest of the clowns who won't tell us what is going on.
    why don't we take it and shove it up sensible's ass

    JMJ
    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

    "It's the "JMJ" everyone had grown to love, man! Time to blow the roof off this place!"
    -Zachenfoot 2/23/10

    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

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    "I don't give a flying fuck about Motley Crue. I give about a half a fuck about Rush. I like Van Halen and don't give a flying fuck how many tickets they all sell. Any questions?"- jimmyw

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    Or you could shove it up your ass.Seems it belongs there also. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Rock the Orange!!! Buschman's Avatar
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    How 'bout StanHalen's
    Rock the Orange!!!

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    "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

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    LOL

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    cyberfiddl, that is way fucking funny dude thanks for the laugh [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    why don't we take it and shove it up sensible's ass

    JMJ
    What bought that on?

    Nice tune CF btw
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

 

 

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