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    Oh man! [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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    i'm a chik, but pain...........
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    if there was ever a reason for not shoplifting, that would be a good one.

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    expensive smokes... [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Daaaaaaaaaaayammmmm... [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img]

    "Right Now Mr. Happy certainly is not feeling like his name."
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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    Anyone for a smoke? [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    Baluchitherium
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    That should be Osama's punsishment...OUCH!!!!!
    I am awesome

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    Dude! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] I didnt need that.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    OUCH!!!
    and here's some more 'OUCH' related news:

    Schoolgirl traps flasher's penis in zip
    A schoolgirl in Virginia has trapped a flasher's penis in his zip while he
    was exposing himself to her.
    Detectives in Virginia Beach say the man confronted the 12-year-old in a
    lift.
    She grabbed his zip and pulled it up, then ran to tell a relative. She was
    unharmed.
    The Virginian-Pilot <http://www.pilotonline.com> says police think he
    suffered serious enough injuries to require hospital treatment.
    Police spokesman Mike Carey says officers have been checking for him in the
    area's hospitals.
    The suspect was involved in a scuffle with the girl's stepfather after the
    incident in the lift, but he managed to escape.

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    I wish I could find the news story about the man that cut his own penis off because he felt it was leading him to sin.

    Yes, they did reattach it, and the article even went on to quote the doctor in saying, "it's a little shorter than it used to be."
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    ouch...

    Anybody see the Simpsons on Sunday? It was about medicinal pot... they showed a young Homer smoking a joint behind the stands on the football field. Cops came, he shoved the joint in his pants to hide it from the cops, but they brought along a drug sniffing dog, who promptly "found" the joint in the same way as the poor real guy experienced. [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

    Stuff, I remember that story about the guy who did that to himself. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] Seems to me was from the midwest... and it happened a few years back...
    "May you die at age 128, in bed, shot to death by a jealous lover" DLR 2002

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    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    ".....and Harry Potter and all of his wizard-friends went to Hell for practicing Witchcraft. The End." -Ned Flander's version of reading "Harry Potter" to Rod and Todd.

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    I wonder if the dude will quit smoking after this?

    What a hell of a price to pay for a worthless addiction
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

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    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

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    Well..............dogs are considered meat eaters [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] .........Hey Wolfie, Osama would have to have a dick first before we could do that to him!
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

    My god, our government has less secrets than Van Halen. Emperor Brett

    I'm a Democrat and an Atheist, but I've yet to receive my ticket to Hell. Is this something I call Live Nation about or what? JakeK21

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