> Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on
> stretchers
> next to each
> other, outside the operating room. The first kid
> leans over and asks,
> "What are you in here for?"
> The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my
> tonsils
> out and I'm a little
> nervous."The first kid says, "You've got nothing
> to
> worry about. I had that
> donewhen I was four. They put you to sleep, and
> when
> you wake up they give
> you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a
> breeze!"
> The second kid then asks, "What are you here
> for?"
> The first kid says, "A circumcision."
> And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done
> when I
> was born. I
> couldn't walk for a year!"