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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies," he responded. "Oh!, Killed any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    This elderly couple were laying down for the night and the wife said, "I have a surprise for you, dear". The husband said, "What is it?" The wife walked into the bathroom for a few minutes only to return wearing a cape and nothing else. Once in the room she flew open the cape and said, "Super pussy!" The old man said, "I'll take the soup".
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