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    By The Associated Press
    (10/30/02 - Waterboro, Maine) — Police say a Maine ninth-grader tried to get some X-rated videos with a fake gun.
    Now, authorities in Waterboro are deciding how to proceed in the case of the 14-year-old boy.

    According to police, the boy put on a Halloween mask and tried to rent a half dozen adult movies from Action Video. When the clerk asked his age, officers say the boy pulled out a phony gun.

    The kid ran, but he left behind some items that led police to his home. Authorities say he's been charged with attempted armed robbery and released into his parents' custody.
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    Just when you think things can't get much more stupid, another dumb ass comes along... [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    LOL! "Action Video"!

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    well, ya know, when I was 14, i woulda done almost anything to see some naked chicks too.

    it was a lot harder before the internet came out (no pun intended)
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    When you're 14, it's a damn good thing that respiration is an involuntary motion, cos if it was voluntary, you wouldn't be able take your mind off naked chicks long enough to string a few breaths together .
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    That kid probably just saw Jackass, so let's blame the movie and not the punk errrrrrrr I mean kid. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
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    LOL...what a moron.
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I'm guessing he doesn't have an older brother to buy him porn. [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]
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    Trying to obtain porn - pretty good idea
    Using the mask - sounded like a good idea
    Leaving stuff behind - dumb idea
    Using a fake gun - pretty dumb idea

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