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    08.02.17 @ 01:12 PM
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    I know the thread about dave and gary grabbing their respective ass and balls has been closed, but I think it's a very important subject that needs to have closure...or squeezure.

    I have a question to the guys...how many of you can honestly say that you have never grabbed your ass or balls?

    My point: How DARE any of you judge a man on the basis of his ass or ball grabbing!

    Ok, I hope some of you thought this was funny. Otherwise, I'm feeling like an "esquirefool".

    As Madden would say, "Peace. Out. you M***** F******!!"

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    [This message has been edited by esquiretoo (edited February 10, 2001 at 07:10 PM).]

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    12.15.17 @ 10:48 AM
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    Donor

    I cant leave a brother hangin here like that man, wonderin if hes all the freak. Yeah, bro. I've grabbed my balls before. Cant say I remember ever grabbin my ass, but I've definetaly grabbed the nads a time or two.

    I get it, your trying to make light out of the silly ongoing Dave, Sammy, Gary bashing arguement thread. Its all good.

    Rock on esquiretoo.

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    Esquire, being a lawyer, you'll understand if I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

    And my balls and my ass are also pleading the 5th.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    Esquire, being a lawyer, you'll understand if I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

    And my balls and my ass are also pleading the 5th.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I hereby grant full immunity to all that have the courage to respond.



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    what if you grab your balls while imagining it's someone else???*LOL*

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    Uh.....did you say that outloud?

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    I gotta say this is some funny ass(pun intented) reading. Out.

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    Just grab em and shut up!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SactoFan:
    what if you grab your balls while imagining it's someone else???*LOL*

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    You need to clarify that, Sacto. Are you saying that you imagined that someone else grabbed your balls, or that you imagined that you grabbed someone else's balls?



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by esquiretoo:
    You need to clarify that, Sacto. Are you saying that you imagined that someone else grabbed your balls, or that you imagined that you grabbed someone else's balls?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Esquire, as Sactofan's (poor) legal counsel, I'll have to ask you to stop badgering my client.



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    Is someone in trouble here or are you just coming out of the closet from hell?

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    i grab my balls ALOT along with their partner.....that why they re there. its my junk ill do what i want with it !!

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    Maybe they weren't grabbin their balls, maybe they were just shiften there man around

    IS IT WRONG????

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    Donor

    Let's just get one thing straight, ok? Dave and Gary don't grab their balls just because they have the urge, or think it's cool. Testicular cancer is a serious thing, and they're just getting the self-exam message out in their own kinda way.

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    You guys have got me laughing my ass (and balls) off!!

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