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    A penguin is driving through Sydney on a hot summer's day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and, sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road.

    The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car.

    The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice-cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and its Sydney in the summer, after all.

    He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream. Of course the poor thing has no hands so it is rather messy.

    By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess. He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?" The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

    "No no," says the penguin. "It's just ice cream."

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    haahahahah... That's a good one!
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    I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>

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    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    (Just posted that for my own sick and twisted amusement. LOL.)

    The joke was damn good, though. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Nothing gets a laugh like a Penguin joke. When all else fails, you gotta drop back and punt with a Penguin joke. LOL. That's a good one Goo. I hope you don't mind if I use it sometime. I'm thinking Chritmas dinner when all the older people are talking about politics or something. I'll let ya know how that flies. Out.
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    quote:
    Originally posted by track 5:
    Nothing gets a laugh like a Penguin joke. When all else fails, you gotta drop back and punt with a Penguin joke. LOL. That's a good one Goo. I hope you don't mind if I use it sometime. I'm thinking Chritmas dinner when all the older people are talking about politics or something. I'll let ya know how that flies. Out.


    Ah! Excellent plan. Let me know the results! LOL!
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