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    Kind of like candid camera here at the forums but ya gots to have humour...so if you have come across a funny post.....madden had many (Goo, maybe you can find the one about curls) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img], post it here... [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]


    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>originally posted by seenbad:

    Ok, this thread got me all worked up again. Gotts ta say a piece on the female ass.
    I love that ass ladies. If you got an ass, I like it!! I like all sorts of asses too. I'm not picky in the least. If its got an A and a couple of ss's thrown in, I'm all about that. Big asses? You betcha. No problem. Watch out though, those tend to get spanked a little more often. No problem spankin that fine big ass, oh yeah.

    Little asses? I'll take two thank you very much!! I'm liking those curves man!! Nice shapely asses..fella's, can I get an amen? I like the shapes. Its all about shapes too. I'm not picky, any shape will pretty much do. Criteria to meet? Pretty easy. Gotta have a shape. Gotta love it when that cheek fits snugly in the palm of your hand too....the perfect handles. Firm asses? Not when I'm done with em'. I like those too!!

    One of my favorites is when its allllll leg, then turns abrubtly into firm plump ass with a little bubble packed on it. Fellas ....CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?! That little concave area where ass meets back? mmmmmm bebe. Thats where its at for me.

    Thats pretty much where I stand on the aspects of ass. Ladies? Step right up. You cant miss with me. I love your ass. If your a female, I guarantee your ass is perfect in seenbads book of asses.

    Lets celebrate that ASS!!!!

    Wooohoooo!!!! Its ass day!!

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    I am rolling on the floor with this one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    lmao! Thats a funny idea. I'm sure Track 5 will have more than one up there for sure. My boy DIF has been known to crack humor from time to time as well. Goo had me rollin not too long ago, and I have had a chuckle from Gully too. Theres some funny sumsbitches on this thang.....oh man, eyes of the night was so stupid he was funnier than SHIT with some of the things that came from his drunken stupers. I'll dig some stuff up on this one for sure. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Goo had me bustin a gut in the first part of this thread. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    esquiretoo asked "what are death ears?"

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>originally posted by track 5:
    Dude those are rancid ears of corn. It's common knowledge my man. LOL. I thought everyone knew that. Out.

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    whole thread is funny
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    it started out good...

    lmao [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    and another.....
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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Great thread without a doubt. Down when you get a chnce to read this, bust out that one thread by crossing that we were all laughing at last year. The one about the the neighbors and dogs. That one had me laughing soo fucking hard the first time I read it. Out.
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    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I understand all of your impatients. While Eddie is off fucking off at a Britney Spears concert. WE are fucking left for dead. "Come on Eddie, get your priorities straight."Peace out Eddie Van Halen.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>hmm, wonder who that could be...

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    What if someone posts something funny in this thread. We'll end up in an infinite loop and then the internet will implode on itself and Al Gore will have to invent a new one.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jonathan:
    What if someone posts something funny in this thread. We'll end up in an infinite loop and then the internet will implode on itself and Al Gore will have to invent a new one.

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    No prob - Al's got plenty of time to blow these days. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Great thread Angel, those were all hilarious!! Keep'em comin you guys [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    GO PENS!!

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    hmmmmm.......I wonder if our homemade movies ar still available to view. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Those were da fuckin bomb. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jonathan:
    What if someone posts something funny in this thread. We'll end up in an infinite loop and then the internet will implode on itself and Al Gore will have to invent a new one.

    [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img]
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    Too bad the metallica board doesn't have an archive [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:



    Too bad the metallica board doesn't have an archive [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    LMFAO!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    JMJ [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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