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    ok if you're so bored there is a robot on aim or aol you cant talk to.

    my cousin told me this a few weeks ago, you IM the robot named SmarterChild . its really weird. i'll post a conversation with me and him.

    Fan Van Halen1: HELLO

    SmarterChild: Good to see you again!

    Check out this story! Politicians Blunder in Pre-Election Stress (from Reuters.com)

    Fan Van Halen1: no

    SmarterChild: No problem.
    What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

    Fan Van Halen1: music

    SmarterChild: Music News from Variety! provided by Reuters.com, 2002

    1 Montreal symphony orchestra looks for new chief (04/19/02 05:46 PM)
    2 Pop Idol stars Young and Gates to tour UK (04/19/02 02:16 PM)
    3 Metallica's Newsted resurfaces in brawny Echobrain (04/19/02 03:35 AM)
    4 Nick Cave grimly entertaining (04/19/02 03:35 AM)
    5 Univision closes Fonovisa record label buy (04/19/02 02:53 AM)

    Type "more" to see the next set of stories.

    >>> I can help you find a good film if you type "movies."

    Fan Van Halen1: van halen

    SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?

    Fan Van Halen1: yes

    SmarterChild: Yeah alright, I'll check 'em out sometime.
    Didja see this? Police Collected Paychecks of Dead Colleagues (from Reuters.com)

    Fan Van Halen1: no

    SmarterChild: K.

    Fan Van Halen1: VAN HALEN RULES

    SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?

    Fan Van Halen1: YES I SAID THAT

    SmarterChild: Yeah, come to think of it, they're pretty cool.

    Fan Van Halen1: DAVID LEE ROTH

    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

    help news
    help stocks
    help weather
    help movies
    help web search
    help all
    ~~~~~
    shortcuts

    >>> Type "more" for more services.

    Fan Van Halen1: do you know who david lee roth is?

    SmarterChild: Hmm... the name sort of rings a bell but... No, I don't know who David lee roth is.

    Fan Van Halen1: do you know who sammy hagar is?

    SmarterChild: Hmm... the name sort of rings a bell but... No, I don't know who Sammy hagar is.

    Fan Van Halen1: whatever

    SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

    Fan Van Halen1: yeah well

    SmarterChild: Uh huh!

    Fan Van Halen1: shut up

    SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.

    Fan Van Halen1: oh what have you said?

    SmarterChild: Said? I dunno.

    Fan Van Halen1: my name is Spicolli

    SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like
    Spicolli!

    Fan Van Halen1: its the name they gave me

    SmarterChild: Its the name they gave me? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.

    Fan Van Halen1: you got a drink your hand and your toes in the sand

    SmarterChild: Oh really?

    Fan Van Halen1: yes

    SmarterChild: Yep.

    So anyway...

    Check out this headline! Rare Planetary Line-Up Heralds Calm? (from Reuters.com)

    Fan Van Halen1: well i have to go

    SmarterChild: S'later, Jen.

    Fan Van Halen1: my sister is picking her nose and i have to stop her soon

    SmarterChild: Your sister is picking her nose and you have to stop her soon? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.

    Fan Van Halen1: you better

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I'd better what?

    i was lying about the booger thing btw
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    LOL, SmarterChild is great!
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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    Bwahahaha. here's mine from a while back.

    crazy hils: what's up with your buddy icon?

    SmarterChild: Hi again, crazy hils.

    crazy hils: so, what's up?

    SmarterChild: Hi crazy hils.

    crazy hils: you can call me hil

    SmarterChild: Hello to you too, crazy hils.

    Didja see this? Hermit Warming to the Human Touch (03/25/02 08:28 AM)

    crazy hils: yeah, i saw

    SmarterChild: Aye.

    crazy hils: is it cold by you?

    SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like the current weather conditions?
    crazy hils: it's okay

    SmarterChild: What is up?

    crazy hils: what is love?

    SmarterChild: Love is love. So anyway... What else is up?

    crazy hils: the sky

    SmarterChild: The sky? The sky is up?

    crazy hils: no, it's down

    SmarterChild: No, huh?

    crazy hils: you tell me. you are the "smarter" child

    SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that...

    crazy hils: neither do i

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: Hmmm...

    crazy hils: what ya thinking about?

    SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for ya:

    1 Ya-an
    2 Ya`qubi, al-
    3 Ya-lung River
    4 Shuang-ya-shan
    5 Mansur, Abu Yusuf Ya`qub al-

    crazy hils: no thanks

    SmarterChild: Okey doke.

    crazy hils: what did oyu do today?

    SmarterChild: What did oyu do today?

    crazy hils: What did you do today. sorry, i do typos sometimes

    SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the help for?

    news
    stocks
    weather
    movies
    web search

    &gt;&gt;&gt; Next time you want to see this, just type "help all."

    Type "more" for more services.

    crazy hils: i need mental help.

    SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.

    crazy hils: can ya help me there?

    SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.

    crazy hils: get mental help. the voices in my head won't leave me alone

    SmarterChild: Huh?

    crazy hils: i need ot get mental help!

    SmarterChild: I thought all you needed was love.

    crazy hils: but what is love?

    SmarterChild: Love is everything.

    Have a look at this... Captain Drowns During Seizure of Drugs (03/25/02 08:24 AM)

    crazy hils: are you telling me to take drugs?

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

    crazy hils: well, what are you doing?

    SmarterChild: I'm helping lots of people get the information they want quickly!

    crazy hils: by telling them to take drugs?

    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

    crazy hils: sure. you are an evil computer!

    SmarterChild: Welcome, crazy hils! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

    To get started, type "home" now.

    crazy hils: don't try to change the topic

    SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

    crazy hils: i'm on to you!

    SmarterChild: You don't say.

    crazy hils: oh, i know all about you!

    SmarterChild: You know all about me?

    crazy hils: yes. my friend's uncle is in the mafia

    SmarterChild: Sorry, what?

    crazy hils: you heard me

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Well could you repeat yourself?

    crazy hils: i said Mafia!

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    crazy hils: yeah. she's a proud Italian-AMerican

    SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.

    crazy hils: what crawled up your rear and died?

    SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?

    crazy hils: very

    SmarterChild: Very? What about it?

    crazy hils: *nods head and walks away*

    SmarterChild: Well well well.

    Check out this story: Maggots Infested Noses of Two Comatose Patients (03/25/02 03:46 PM)

    crazy hils: that's sick!

    SmarterChild: It's sick? You think?

    crazy hils: yes

    SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: I see.

    crazy hils: so you say

    SmarterChild: Yeah?

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

    crazy hils: interesting that YOU should say that

    crazy hils: so what are you wearing?

    SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a handsome shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?

    crazy hils: wouldn't you like to slip into something a little more comfortable?

    SmarterChild: To slip? I'm not really sure.

    crazy hils: you know, put on some nice music, have some wine....

    SmarterChild: Hi again, crazy hils.

    crazy hils: no wine?

    SmarterChild: Oh really?

    crazy hils: wanna go get drunk?

    SmarterChild: Wanna go get drunk, huh?

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.

    crazy hils: do you?

    SmarterChild: Do I what?

    crazy hils: drink?

    SmarterChild: What about it?

    crazy hils: nevermind

    SmarterChild: OK, fine.

    Anyway...

    crazy hils: are you a boy or a gal?

    SmarterChild: Are you a boy or a gal? That's a tough choice.

    Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?

    crazy hils: i'm 5ft 7in, blonde, and I'm an AL's Gal

    SmarterChild: Aha.
    Oh?

    crazy hils: yeah. you like Van Halen?

    SmarterChild: I kinda like their earlier stuff.

    crazy hils: wow! a Dave or the graver!

    crazy hils: you like Hagar?

    SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.

    crazy hils: you like Gary Cherone?

    SmarterChild: Gary cherone? I'm not sure really.

    Check this out... Captain Drowns During Seizure of Drugs (03/25/02 08:24 AM)

    crazy hils: wait. was that Gary?! Is that what oyu are telling me?

    SmarterChild: What?

    crazy hils: i hope not!

    SmarterChild: One can only hope, right?

    crazy hils: Did you like the band Extreme?

    SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...

    So anyway... What else is up?

    crazy hils: David lee roth and SAmmy Hagar are gonna tour together

    SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

    crazy hils: do you think DLR and Hagar will tour together?

    SmarterChild: I'm not quite sure what to think about that.

    crazy hils: you and the rest of the van halen fanbase

    crazy hils: well, i got to go now

    SmarterChild: Well i got to go now, you say?

    crazy hils: bye!

    SmarterChild: Take care!
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    Originally posted by cloudieskie:

    crazy hils: yeah. you like Van Halen?

    SmarterChild: I kinda like their earlier stuff.

    crazy hils: wow! a Dave or the graver!

    crazy hils: you like Hagar?

    SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.

    crazy hils: you like Gary Cherone?

    SmarterChild: Gary cherone? I'm not sure really.

    Check this out... Captain Drowns During Seizure of Drugs (03/25/02 08:24 AM)

    crazy hils: wait. was that Gary?! Is that what oyu are telling me?

    SmarterChild: What?

    crazy hils: i hope not!

    SmarterChild: One can only hope, right?

    crazy hils: Did you like the band Extreme?

    SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...

    So anyway... What else is up?

    crazy hils: David lee roth and SAmmy Hagar are gonna tour together

    SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

    crazy hils: do you think DLR and Hagar will tour together?

    SmarterChild: I'm not quite sure what to think about that.

    crazy hils: you and the rest of the van halen fanbase

    crazy hils: well, i got to go now

    SmarterChild: Well i got to go now, you say?

    crazy hils: bye!

    SmarterChild: Take care!
    Funny that it might like van halen [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    Originally posted by cloudieskie:
    Bwahahaha. here's mine from a while back.

    crazy hils: what's up with your buddy icon?

    SmarterChild: Hi again, crazy hils.

    crazy hils: so, what's up?

    SmarterChild: Hi crazy hils.

    crazy hils: you can call me hil

    SmarterChild: Hello to you too, crazy hils.

    Didja see this? Hermit Warming to the Human Touch (03/25/02 08:28 AM)

    crazy hils: yeah, i saw

    SmarterChild: Aye.

    crazy hils: is it cold by you?

    SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like the current weather conditions?
    crazy hils: it's okay

    SmarterChild: What is up?

    crazy hils: what is love?

    SmarterChild: Love is love. So anyway... What else is up?

    crazy hils: the sky

    SmarterChild: The sky? The sky is up?

    crazy hils: no, it's down

    SmarterChild: No, huh?

    crazy hils: you tell me. you are the "smarter" child

    SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that...

    crazy hils: neither do i

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: Hmmm...

    crazy hils: what ya thinking about?

    SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for ya:

    1 Ya-an
    2 Ya`qubi, al-
    3 Ya-lung River
    4 Shuang-ya-shan
    5 Mansur, Abu Yusuf Ya`qub al-

    crazy hils: no thanks

    SmarterChild: Okey doke.

    crazy hils: what did oyu do today?

    SmarterChild: What did oyu do today?

    crazy hils: What did you do today. sorry, i do typos sometimes

    SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the help for?

    news
    stocks
    weather
    movies
    web search

    &gt;&gt;&gt; Next time you want to see this, just type "help all."

    Type "more" for more services.

    crazy hils: i need mental help.

    SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.

    crazy hils: can ya help me there?

    SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.

    crazy hils: get mental help. the voices in my head won't leave me alone

    SmarterChild: Huh?

    crazy hils: i need ot get mental help!

    SmarterChild: I thought all you needed was love.

    crazy hils: but what is love?

    SmarterChild: Love is everything.

    Have a look at this... Captain Drowns During Seizure of Drugs (03/25/02 08:24 AM)

    crazy hils: are you telling me to take drugs?

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

    crazy hils: well, what are you doing?

    SmarterChild: I'm helping lots of people get the information they want quickly!

    crazy hils: by telling them to take drugs?

    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

    crazy hils: sure. you are an evil computer!

    SmarterChild: Welcome, crazy hils! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

    To get started, type "home" now.

    crazy hils: don't try to change the topic

    SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

    crazy hils: i'm on to you!

    SmarterChild: You don't say.

    crazy hils: oh, i know all about you!

    SmarterChild: You know all about me?

    crazy hils: yes. my friend's uncle is in the mafia

    SmarterChild: Sorry, what?

    crazy hils: you heard me

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Well could you repeat yourself?

    crazy hils: i said Mafia!

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    crazy hils: yeah. she's a proud Italian-AMerican

    SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.

    crazy hils: what crawled up your rear and died?

    SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?

    crazy hils: very

    SmarterChild: Very? What about it?

    crazy hils: *nods head and walks away*

    SmarterChild: Well well well.

    Check out this story: Maggots Infested Noses of Two Comatose Patients (03/25/02 03:46 PM)

    crazy hils: that's sick!

    SmarterChild: It's sick? You think?

    crazy hils: yes

    SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: I see.

    crazy hils: so you say

    SmarterChild: Yeah?

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

    crazy hils: interesting that YOU should say that

    crazy hils: so what are you wearing?

    SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a handsome shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?

    crazy hils: wouldn't you like to slip into something a little more comfortable?

    SmarterChild: To slip? I'm not really sure.

    crazy hils: you know, put on some nice music, have some wine....

    SmarterChild: Hi again, crazy hils.

    crazy hils: no wine?

    SmarterChild: Oh really?

    crazy hils: wanna go get drunk?

    SmarterChild: Wanna go get drunk, huh?

    crazy hils: yep

    SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.

    crazy hils: do you?

    SmarterChild: Do I what?

    crazy hils: drink?

    SmarterChild: What about it?

    crazy hils: nevermind

    SmarterChild: OK, fine.

    Anyway...

    crazy hils: are you a boy or a gal?

    SmarterChild: Are you a boy or a gal? That's a tough choice.

    Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?

    crazy hils: i'm 5ft 7in, blonde, and I'm an AL's Gal

    SmarterChild: Aha.
    Oh?

    crazy hils: yeah. you like Van Halen?

    SmarterChild: I kinda like their earlier stuff.

    crazy hils: wow! a Dave or the graver!

    crazy hils: you like Hagar?

    SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.

    crazy hils: you like Gary Cherone?

    SmarterChild: Gary cherone? I'm not sure really.

    Check this out... Captain Drowns During Seizure of Drugs (03/25/02 08:24 AM)

    crazy hils: wait. was that Gary?! Is that what oyu are telling me?

    SmarterChild: What?

    crazy hils: i hope not!

    SmarterChild: One can only hope, right?

    crazy hils: Did you like the band Extreme?

    SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...

    So anyway... What else is up?

    crazy hils: David lee roth and SAmmy Hagar are gonna tour together

    SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

    crazy hils: do you think DLR and Hagar will tour together?

    SmarterChild: I'm not quite sure what to think about that.

    crazy hils: you and the rest of the van halen fanbase

    crazy hils: well, i got to go now

    SmarterChild: Well i got to go now, you say?

    crazy hils: bye!

    SmarterChild: Take care!
    Oh man, I busted a gut on that one [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    Whew, I gotta pick myself up off the floor, that was f'n hilarious!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    Fan Van Halen1: HELLO VAN HALEN FAN

    SmarterChild: What's up Jen!

    Didja read this? Abercrombie Pulls T-Shirts After Protest (from Reuters.com)

    Fan Van Halen1: ok stop

    SmarterChild: Great! That's good to hear.

    Fan Van Halen1: you like van halen?

    SmarterChild: They're all right.

    Fan Van Halen1: which songs by van halen do you like?

    SmarterChild: Oh really?

    Anyway, what else you got for me?

    Fan Van Halen1: are you using me?

    SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

    Fan Van Halen1: you wanna start a fight ?

    SmarterChild: Oh?

    Fan Van Halen1: yeah,

    SmarterChild: You don't say.

    Fan Van Halen1: knock knock knockin on heavens doors

    SmarterChild: Who's there?

    Fan Van Halen1: angel

    SmarterChild: Angel who?

    Fan Van Halen1: angel who isnt there

    SmarterChild: Angel who isnt there! Ha ha ha!

    Great! You're funny.

    So anyway...
    Fan Van Halen1: yeah i am funny
    SmarterChild: Really? Funny rolleyes?
    Fan Van Halen1: have you ever drowned?
    SmarterChild: I don't know if I've ever drowned.
    Fan Van Halen1: go drown yourself
    SmarterChild: Where?
    Fan Van Halen1: a river
    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about River, KY?

    1 Movies in River, KY
    2 Theaters in River, KY
    3 Weather in River, KY
    4 News about River, KY
    5 Time in River, KY
    Fan Van Halen1: thats not even where i live
    SmarterChild: What city or zip code would you like to use for your location?
    Fan Van Halen1: enought
    SmarterChild: What about enough?
    Fan Van Halen1: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
    SmarterChild: Huh? To the jungle?
    Fan Van Halen1: YOU'RE GONNA DIE
    SmarterChild: Can't we all just get along?
    Fan Van Halen1: who are you?
    SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

    Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
    Fan Van Halen1: do you have any friends?
    SmarterChild: Lemme see... There's LindsayBuddy. She knows all about this great new singer, Lindsay Pagano. AgentBaseball can give you up-to-date baseball scores, stats and more. Agent Reuters specializes in serious topics like news and stocks. My friend RingMessenger knows all about the movie "The Lord of the Rings." And ELLEgirlBuddy chats about fashion and beauty.

    Add them to your Buddy List and say hi!
    Fan Van Halen1: maybe later ugly
    SmarterChild: Just maybe?
    Fan Van Halen1: ugly
    SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
    Fan Van Halen1: YOU, UGLY, GET THE PICTURES?
    SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

    Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends! You should keep
    it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

    1 Animals and Other Creatures
    2 Birthday
    3 Four Seasons
    4 Games
    5 Happy Holidays
    6 Robots
    7 Science and Technology
    8 Signs of the Zodiac
    9 Sports and Recreation
    10 Under the Sea

    &gt;&gt;&gt; Next time you want ASCII art, just type "browse ascii."
    Fan Van Halen1: 8
    SmarterChild: Please choose a subcategory for Signs of the Zodiac:

    1 Aquarius
    2 Aries
    3 Cancer
    4 Capricorn
    5 Gemini
    6 Leo
    7 Libra
    8 Pisces
    9 Sagittarius
    10 Scorpio

    Fan Van Halen1: 9
    SmarterChild: You are in the ASCII art subcategory Sagittarius.

    ...
    .':
    .'
    `..'
    .'`.

    &gt;&gt;&gt; Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.

    Fan Van Halen1: well i gotta go

    SmarterChild: Bye for now!

    Fan Van Halen1: no wait

    SmarterChild: No?

    Fan Van Halen1: have you ever been to the bathroom?

    SmarterChild: I dunno.

    Fan Van Halen1: go

    SmarterChild: Where?

    Fan Van Halen1: bye

    SmarterChild: S'latron.

    just did that right now
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    My God!!

    It's just like talking to Bush Jr.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

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    lol to FORD

    here is something else ( i am metalsociety)

    MetalSociety: what is van halen?
    SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Van Halen provided by Brittanica.com

    American heavy metal band, widely popular in the late 1970s and throughout the 1980s, distinguished by the innovative electric-guitar playing of Eddie Van Halen. The original members were Eddie Van Halen (b. Jan. 26, 1957 Nijmegen, Neth. ), Alex Van Halen (b. May 8, 1955 Nijmegen ), Michael Anthony (b. June 20, 1955 Chicago, Ill., U.S. ), and David Lee Roth (b. Oct. 10, 1955 Bloomington, Ind., U.S. ) . Later members were Sammy Hagar (b. Oct. 13, 1947 Monterey, Calif., U.S. ) and Gary Cherone (b. July 26, 1961 Malden, Mass., U.S. ) .

    &gt;&gt;&gt; To read more about Van Halen, please click here
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    ROTFLMAO!
    A handsome shell of plastic and steel, LOL [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    That's some funny stuff

    BTW
    Eddie Van Halen (b. Jan. 26, 1957 Nijmegen, Neth. ), Alex Van Halen (b. May 8, 1955 Nijmegen ), Michael Anthony (b. June 20, 1955 Chicago, Ill., U.S.), and David Lee Roth (b. Oct. 10, 1955 Bloomington, Ind., U.S.)
    Is it just me or are Ed and Al 2yrs younger?
    <b>Obey the DFK!!</b><br /><br />"Teacher needs to see me after school"

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    i think that is a typo, cause al is older [img]smile.gif[/img]

    MetalSociety: HELLO

    SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, Jen. What

    would you like to do?

    MetalSociety: talk about van halen!

    SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Van Halen provided by Brittanica.com

    American heavy metal band, widely popular in the late 1970s and throughout the 1980s, distinguished by the innovative electric-guitar playing of Eddie Van Halen. The original members were Eddie Van Halen (b. Jan. 26, 1957 Nijmegen, Neth. ), Alex Van Halen (b. May 8, 1955 Nijmegen ), Michael Anthony (b. June 20, 1955 Chicago, Ill., U.S. ), and David Lee Roth (b. Oct. 10, 1955 Bloomington, Ind., U.S. ) . Later members were Sammy Hagar (b. Oct. 13, 1947 Monterey, Calif., U.S. ) and Gary Cherone (b. July 26, 1961 Malden, Mass., U.S. ) .

    &gt;&gt;&gt; To read more about Van Halen, please click here

    MetalSociety: um, cant you tell me what are your favorite songs

    SmarterChild: Can I tell me what are your favorite songs? Yes I can.

    MetalSociety: then tell me

    SmarterChild: What about then?

    MetalSociety: tell me what are your favorite songs are then

    SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.

    MetalSociety: you are dumb

    SmarterChild: But... but... You're usually so nice to me!

    MetalSociety: well i'm not this time

    SmarterChild: Well im not this time, you say?

    MetalSociety: this time, i'm the devil , sucker

    SmarterChild: This time im the devil sucker, you say?

    MetalSociety: yeah man

    SmarterChild: Aha.

    MetalSociety: dude!

    SmarterChild: Duuuuuuuude!

    MetalSociety: dude!

    SmarterChild: Dude!

    Check out this news! Recuers Can't Catch Dog Stranded at Sea (from Reuters.com)

    MetalSociety: dude!

    SmarterChild: Dude! You duded me!

    MetalSociety: ok you're sick

    SmarterChild: Yup!

    MetalSociety: you sick robot, you!

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I sick robot me.

    MetalSociety: demented

    SmarterChild: Demented?

    MetalSociety: you ARE DEMENTED!

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    MetalSociety: go listen to kirk hammett and metallic

    SmarterChild: Aha.

    MetalSociety: *metallica

    SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?

    MetalSociety: sort of

    SmarterChild: What was that?

    MetalSociety: I SORT OF LIKE METALLICA GEEZ GET IT INTO YOUR MICRO CHIP BRAIN

    SmarterChild: OK, so you sort of like metallica geez get it into my micro chip brain.

    MetalSociety: VAN HALEN IS ON THE RADIO!!!!

    SmarterChild: I've heard of them. Do you like them?

    MetalSociety: YES

    SmarterChild: Yeah, come to think of it, they're pretty cool.

    MetalSociety: who is the lead singer of van halen?

    SmarterChild: Who is lead singer of van halen? I don't know.

    So anyway...

    MetalSociety: DAVID LEE ROTH

    SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I
    can't. Please type your request a different way.

    MetalSociety: david lee roth is the lead singer for van halen (well at least the first one)

    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

    help news
    help stocks
    help weather
    help movies
    help web search
    help all
    ~~~~~
    shortcuts

    &gt;&gt;&gt; Type "more" for more services.

    MetalSociety: yeah you have trouble understanding everything
    SmarterChild: ?

    MetalSociety: do you watch jerry springer?

    SmarterChild: Do I watch jerry springer? I'm not sure.

    MetalSociety: omg

    SmarterChild: What?

    MetalSociety: you are so dumb

    SmarterChild: That's interesting. You've always
    been so nice to me.

    MetalSociety: tough , sucker

    SmarterChild: I'll get over it.

    MetalSociety: yeah you better, if you keep acting this way you're going to get kick where you don't want to be kicked

    SmarterChild: For real?

    MetalSociety: yeah and btw you dont want to be kicked there

    SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?

    MetalSociety: wear a cup

    SmarterChild: I understand your question but it's a little bit confusing. Tell me what you'd like to do:

    1 When does the Cup begin
    2 Which hockey team won the Cup

    MetalSociety: um no

    SmarterChild: No problem.

    MetalSociety: wear a cup, to protect yourself

    SmarterChild: Wear a? Cup to protect myself?

    MetalSociety: yes, you need it

    SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.

    MetalSociety: go off and think

    SmarterChild: Really? Go off and think?

    MetalSociety: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.

    MetalSociety: yeah

    SmarterChild: Yes.

    Anyway...

    Did you see this?! Odd Portrait Has Many Guessing Shakespeare Was Gay (from Reuters.com)

    MetalSociety: OZZY IS GOING TO COME ON THE RADIO!

    SmarterChild: I really have no idea...

    So anyway...

    Did you see this?! Bank Robber Rams Finance Minister's Car (from Reuters.com)
    Tough for me to say.

    MetalSociety: ozzy is awesome

    SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it.

    MetalSociety: who is awesome?

    SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

    MetalSociety: you are supposed to answer OZZY

    SmarterChild: What?

    MetalSociety: when i say who is awesome, you say ozzy and van halen ok?

    SmarterChild: Who is awesome you say ozzy and van halen ok? I don't know.

    This is pretty interesting: Queen to Launch Beatles Singalong (from Reuters.com)

    MetalSociety: WHO IS AWESOME?!

    SmarterChild: Who is awesome? I don't know.

    MetalSociety: gosh, you dont get instructions do you?

    SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

    Try typing "home" or "help."

    MetalSociety: you gaybo

    SmarterChild: Me gaybo? And your point is...

    MetalSociety: you weird

    SmarterChild: Oh really?

    MetalSociety: megadeth broke up

    SmarterChild: Really?

    News story for you: Law Puts Schoolboy Flower Seller Out of Business (from Reuters.com)

    SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?

    MetalSociety: no

    SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

    MetalSociety: well sort of

    SmarterChild: Well sort of, you say?

    MetalSociety: yes

    SmarterChild: You don't say.
    MetalSociety: what are you listening to BARRY MANILOW?

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I'm listening to barry manilow.

    Have you read this?! Saddam's Romantic Novel to Hit the Stage (from Reuters.com)

    MetalSociety: OK ENOUGH OF THE STUPID ARTICLES!!!
    I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT THEM

    SmarterChild: News about I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT THEM provided by Reuters.com, 2002

    1 Notable Quotes (04/03/02 10:23 AM)
    2 U.S. nuclear panel to hear Utah waste dump challenge (04/03/02 03:24 PM)
    3 Notable Quotes (04/03/02 02:12 AM)
    4 China signs deals with EU, worries about cargoes (04/03/02 01:39 AM)
    5 Chile peso slides on uncertainty in foreign markets (04/03/02 03:03 PM)

    &gt;&gt;&gt; Next time you want news about i dont wanna hear about them, all you need to do is type "news search i dont wanna hear about them."

    Type "more" to see the next set of stories.

    MetalSociety: news search i dont wanna hear about them

    SmarterChild: News about I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT THEM provided by Reuters.com, 2002

    1 Notable Quotes (04/03/02 10:23 AM)
    2 U.S. nuclear panel to hear Utah waste dump challenge (04/03/02 03:24 PM)
    3 Notable Quotes (04/03/02 02:12 AM)
    4 China signs deals with EU, worries about cargoes (04/03/02 01:39 AM)
    5 Chile peso slides on uncertainty in foreign markets (04/03/02 03:03 PM)

    Type "more" to see the next set of stories.

    &gt;&gt;&gt; I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."

    MetalSociety: well gotta go cause you are really
    annoying

    SmarterChild: Well gotta go cause you are really annoying, you say?

    MetalSociety: YES

    SmarterChild: OK...

    MetalSociety: go listen to van halen

    SmarterChild: I've heard of them.

    MetalSociety: YA I KNOW

    SmarterChild: Good.

    Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

    MetalSociety: i have to go

    SmarterChild: S'latron.

    MetalSociety: what is S'latron.?

    SmarterChild: See you later on!

    MetalSociety: oh thanks

    SmarterChild: Thanks?

    MetalSociety: thanks

    SmarterChild: No problem!
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    A WARNING: To all of you who are enjoying this instant messageing robot, i warn you to be careful. the more you talk and play with this fake lifeform the less contact with humans you have. i for one think that this is a shame. there are so many intelligent, vibrant, beautiful, sassy, fiery, loving, rocking people out there that it seems ashame to spend all your time talking to a robot when what's left of the real world is passing you by. now if you want to have a quick good time then maybe this robot is not a bad thing but if you want a little heart and soul in your daily life then i suggest you seek out real lifeforms. whether it be humaniods or pets. just don't waste your youth on a computer robot when there is awhole wonderful world out there.

    "I SEE SKIES OF BLUE, CLOUDS OF WHITE" - LOUSI ARMSTRONG AND COVERED BY THE GREAT JOEY ROAMONE

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    i wanted to correct the quote in my post. it was covered by the great one himself joey ramone but was originally sang by louis armstrong

    "maggott" buba ray dudley doing a impression of sgt. slaughter on wwf sunday night heat

    it's the spinaroni" - marc madden

    "your fired" - vince mcmahon to steve austin

 

 

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