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    Okay, so we've established that bearded clam is on the menu.

    So what about punching the cheese hole?

    I could never bring myself to do it and none of the chicks I dated ever asked Mr Plumber to use the service entrance. Now my brother, he was a trooper on the Hershey highway. He'd alway be telling me how I had to do it-"Chicks, man, they don't know how to deal with it, it feels good but it's so bad". Yes, my bro is sicker than I am.

    I just always thought why would you do something to a woman that you could do to a guy?

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    Donor

    Been there, done that. It depends on the mood, for her of course and I'll let her initiate it. If you're attempting this for the first time, don't try to mount your gal like a dog and pound away -try a finger there during foreplay, judge her reaction, and if you're going to do some plumbing-try easing her into a "spooning" position and see how it goes. Tossing the salad is out of the question for me. It's been tempting during certain moments, but I can't bring myself to that leve.
    The real question to be asked here:
    Do you ever let your gal probe you with a finger or anything else?

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    Donor

    First of all, the whole guy thing is just wrong. Women are catchers and men are pitchers, that simple. It can be pretty cool as far as I am concerned but of course I used to have a tendency to just want to jam it in there although experience has shown they aren't too fond of that method!

    The butt is a pretty cool thing because it's truly easy to manipulate. Looking at the different types you have round, flat, big, small etc. but they all have one thing in common, you can bend them over and manipulate it to suit your tastes. Personally, I like to punch it up and ease a thumb or two in there while I am laying the scud to her from behind (they don't call me thumbs for nothin' ) although it's not always necessary I sometimes lick my thumbs first.

    Upon sticking it into this 'forbidden realm' I always come to the realization that it never seems as good as hole #1 for some reason. And all you hear is "please go slower" (sortta takes from the whole experience if you ask me). Then it gets all stretched out and shit and after you pull it out there's a gaping hole that's still there! Of course all in all, it's still worth it [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Donor

    I would like to respectfully say that you guys are nasty [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] don’t you know what comes out of that hole??? You are all sickos for poking the chocolate box. I hope you all at least take a hot shower and use some antibacterial soap on your shlongs. Becuase there is fecal matter on your dicks you sick people
    Now that I said that, still.....to each his own. But please for Christ's sake wash it good and disinfect your sheets. How can you look her in the eye and not laugh [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] I could never respect a woman that opens her fudge pump like that. Someone tell me what is wrong with the other hole?
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    Oh come on Chewy. Don't you remember what Rhynes always says? Women don't do that. A woman's backside is purely an "erotic portal."
    "You guys never forced your babysitter to put her dirty feet all over your back-bottom while you handled up onto a tattered quilt?" - Fake Greggo
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    Donor

    Originally posted by chewbaccamonkeylunch:
    How can you look her in the eye and not laugh
    When doing dog-style, that's all yer lookin at!

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    Chewy, Years ago I never even considered that area being an untapped resource and never had any interest for prison-sex. It took a very, loving woman to open my eyes to this new level and it doesn't happen often, but it's a great bonus!

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    Donor

    Originally posted by FH:

    The real question to be asked here:
    Do you ever let your gal probe you with a finger or anything else?
    Actually, a better question is:
    Have you ever had a chick that was eager to suck your dick after boning her butt? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Funny, like the other thread kinda, but a tad on the crass side I'm a thinkin for this one. Gotta draw a line here. As much as I fancy the fancy, this convo is a lil' over the top for here.

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