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    Hi...um, my name is Van Gully and I'm an asshole. I didn't start out as an asshole. I was a good natured kid with a positive outlook on life. But one cynical thought here, a smart-ass comment there, and I was soon headed down the road to bad attitudeville.
    Oh, it didn't start all at once. It crept up on me like a bad genital fungal infection. Smart-ass thoughts and bad deeds started to occupy all my mind and actions. I couldn't help it. The assholishness swept over me and crushed me under like a tidal wave.

    *Sniff* *sniff* (wipes tear from eye), I don't know if it was college; the break -ups with numerous girlfriends; the Army, or that time I was abducted by those gray little aliens that soured me on life; but I'm tired of being an asshole. I want to be that sunny, happy go lucky kid of yester-year. Thanks for listening. I know it's something I can handle with some help. I'm an asshole but at least now I can come to terms with it.
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    Don't go in for smart ass comments or cynicism myself. Not me! Nosireebob!

    Nor would I stoop to the level of mentioning that you've just started ANOTHER thread about a specific part of the lower anatomy.

    Are you SURE that was a wise thing to do?

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    VG, I know what you mean, and what you go through sometimes, too. I also had an optimistic point-of-view of life. College didn't change it too much, and I didn't become more cynical until after a few years in the Navy for me. Do I think the Navy caused it? NO, it could've happened anywhere.

    Humorous, smart-ass comments (for me) are usually the only way to get through work, so that won't stop.

    VG, I consider myself a damn good listener. I've had plenty of experience listening to my shipmates' problems & counseling them if needed. If you got something else you want to unload, lemme know.

    Soon enough you WILL be that happy-go-lucky kid you once were!
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    Thanks NE169. It's good to see I'm not the only asshole in these here parts. You know, assholism is a disease. A very strong disease but a disease I think I can overcome. With some support from fellow recovering asssholes I know I can lick this affliction.
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    The first step to overcoming an addiction is to admit it. You're an asshole. You've admitted that...but licking it?!?!? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

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    quote:
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    lick this affliction.


    Sounds like an Alice Cooper album title [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    My philosophy is

    Better a SMART ASS
    than a Dumb Ass!


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    [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] this topic stinks [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

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    quote:
    Originally posted by funbastard:
    [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] this topic stinks [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]


    Cool, thanks for telling me! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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