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    Little Dreamer
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    ok, with a little humor here, but after seeing the latest freaky things on tv lately about the "king of pop", what a continuation on what already has been a soap opera to many watchers of the van halen saga. Hell, Ed's already worked with/for him once on "beat it". Can't you guys see it ???? Michael singing (in his estrogen enhanced high pitched voice) "Hey Hey Hey, one break, comin' up"......toothpicks stickin' outta his nose on stage to keep it from fallin' off....

    It must be the pain pills for my messed up knee going to my head, instead.

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    Little Dreamer
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    What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

    They both have children's underwear half off.

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    Baluchitherium mistere's Avatar
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    How do you know when it's bedtime
    at Neverland Ranch?

    When the big hand's on the little hand.

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    Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? It's called, "The ins and outs of child rearing".
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

    "Please don't take my teddy bear... Please!!!" - diamondsgirl's Oscar nominated dramatic scene for best actress of 2007

    "and by Van Halen, I mean David Lee Roth" - diamondsgirl on Van Halen

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    michael jackson is on board on a ship. the ships starting to sink... michael yells, "me and the children first!"
    "Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" - Hansel, Zoolander. <br /><br />"You're talking loco and I like it!" - Hansel, Zoolander.<br /><br />"Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that."<br />Hansel, Zoolander

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    When did the circus pull into town? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    Woke up this mornin, got Blue Moon in your eyes...
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    Originally posted by Zahzoo:
    When did the circus pull into town? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    i want to know too, i know he's freaky, but he has no business on this VH site.
    "Hi, take the television, place it against your body, feel the sound of my voice, I'm Diamond David Lee Roth." -DLR

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    Donor

    I'm disturbed about the concept of Michael Anthony playing a Gerber bass!!!!!!

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    [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] If that child molesting freak ever joined VH I would burn all my VH CD's.

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    I can see it now...

    EVH: "Michael is my musical soul mate." [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    yeah this is going to turn out to be one positive thread

    JMJ
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    Romeo Delight
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    Hehehe people u are making me lough....Rock on!

 

 

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