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    In the Drew Carey book Dirty Jokes and Beer there is the following passage;

    Las Vegas is known for its stupendous stage shows. Many of these shows feature trained animals. Now, God knows I'm no animal rights nut, but there's one thing that sickens me about animals being on stage entertaining a showroom full of Vegas tourists.

    The trainer will have the animals jumping through fire, doing flips, sitting up...you know, really putting on a show. And then the TRAINER takes the BOW!

    To me, that's like having Eddie Van Halen's guitar teacher come out at the end of one of his shows. "Thank you, I'm responsible for everything you saw here tonight! Thank you.!"


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    Waah!!! Very nice, DC is the shiat! He's one funny mo'fo. What I like is the "who's line is it anyway?" show on TV. I seen that ripped a few times. lol ... Oh the glamour of the buds!!!




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    I like that show too. His own show too. But he's the worst part of "Line". He's just not good at improv. That's what kept me from ordering the PPV special.



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    "Van Halen is 'Get the fuck off the sidewalk if ya don't like our drivin' kinda music!" - David Lee Roth

    "We get to the hotel, there's people partyin' in the parking lot, people gettin' down in the elevator, wow! I swear to God I had this one chick, this chick was poundin' on my door, she was kickin' and screamin' at my door 'til about 6.30 this morning. Finally, I just said, 'Fuck it!' and let her out of my room!" - David Lee Roth

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    Wow that's so funny. I just came across a pic of Eddie's teacher the other day. Here it is:


    Sorry, folks just couldn't resist.

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    You crossed the line, Alex



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    "Van Halen is 'Get the fuck off the sidewalk if ya don't like our drivin' kinda music!" - David Lee Roth

    "We get to the hotel, there's people partyin' in the parking lot, people gettin' down in the elevator, wow! I swear to God I had this one chick, this chick was poundin' on my door, she was kickin' and screamin' at my door 'til about 6.30 this morning. Finally, I just said, 'Fuck it!' and let her out of my room!" - David Lee Roth

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    WOW!!! Mimi is one HOT bitch!!!

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