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    Problem: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; front of shirt is wet.

    Fault: Eddie's Mouth is not open while drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face.

    Action To Be Taken: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror. Continue with as many as necessary until drinking technique is perfect.
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    Problem: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear.

    Fault: Eddie's glass is empty.

    Action to be taken: Eddie need's to find someone who will buy him another beer.
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    Problem: Feet are cold and wet.

    Fault: Eddie's glass is being held at the incorrect angle.

    Action to be taken: Turn glass the other way up so that the open end is pointing towards the ceiling.
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    Problem: Eddie's feet are warm and wet.

    Action: Loss of control.

    Action to be taken: Eddie needs to go and stand next to the nearest dog, after a while complain to it's owner about it's lack of house training and demand a beer in exchange.
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    Problem: The bar looks blurred.

    Fault: Eddie is looking through the bottom of his empty glass.

    Action to be taken: Eddie needs another beer.
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    Problem: Bar is moving.

    Fault: Eddie is being carried out.

    Action to be taken: Find out if you are being taken to another bar - if not complain loudly you are being hi-jacked.
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    Problem: Eddie notices the wall opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles, and has fluorescent light strips across it.

    Fault: Eddie fell over backwards.

    Action to be taken: If glass is still full and no one is standing on your chest, stay put. If not, get someone to help you up tie yourself to the bar.
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    Problem: Buy two get one free lead singer deal wasn't such a good deal after all.

    Fault: Thought those things were disposable.

    Action to be taken: Dispose of ego, do something for the fans, and call Dave.

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    Problem: Eddie woke up to find his bed hard, cold and wet. He cannot see his bedroom walls or ceiling.

    Fault: Eddie spent the night in the gutter.

    Action to be taken: Check your watch to see if the bars are still open, if not go back to sleep.
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    FUNNY SHIT WARF! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING AWAY?

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by PHOENIX:
    FUNNY SHIT WARF! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING AWAY? <hr></blockquote>

    nope, I'm just gonna post maybe 20 minutes a day, or a couple times a week now. I used to spend up to 4 or 5 hours a day posting afterwork, and it's taking alot of time away, I need to spend with my family.
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