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    ...it's because EDDIE IS SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AROUND THE HOUSE AND MOST LIKELY DRIVING HIS WIFE FUCKING INSANE.

    GET BACK TO WORK YOU OLD FUCK!

    First the hip, then the big Casino...don't tell us you have alzheimers and forgot where 5150 is. IT'S IN YOUR FUCKING BACKYARD, STUPID!!!! Did your golf cart breakdown? I can buy you one of those "Rascles" if you like. Roll your dumb, old, rickety, curmudgeon ass down the hill and into the studio and GET BACK TO WORK!!

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    hey, someone's gotta take the kid to school while the 'ol lady's in Utah...ever see Mr Mom? Ed's livin' it...or at least that's what we are to believe...
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    Originally posted by distortion9:
    ...it's because EDDIE IS SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AROUND THE HOUSE AND MOST LIKELY DRIVING HIS WIFE FUCKING INSANE.

    GET BACK TO WORK YOU OLD FUCK!

    First the hip, then the big Casino...don't tell us you have alzheimers and forgot where 5150 is. IT'S IN YOUR FUCKING BACKYARD, STUPID!!!! Did your golf cart breakdown? I can buy you one of those "Rascles" if you like. Roll your dumb, old, rickety, curmudgeon ass down the hill and into the studio and GET BACK TO WORK!!
    someone is disturbed.

    too cold in long island this year buddy? go see and siles/rangers game and vent there man. ed knows what's goin on. u should be used t this shit by now. they're not gonna say anything anytime soon, prolly not even this year for that matter, so...jez chill.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by distortion9:
    ...it's because EDDIE IS SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AROUND THE HOUSE AND MOST LIKELY DRIVING HIS WIFE FUCKING INSANE.

    GET BACK TO WORK YOU OLD FUCK!

    First the hip, then the big Casino...don't tell us you have alzheimers and forgot where 5150 is. IT'S IN YOUR FUCKING BACKYARD, STUPID!!!! Did your golf cart breakdown? I can buy you one of those "Rascles" if you like. Roll your dumb, old, rickety, curmudgeon ass down the hill and into the studio and GET BACK TO WORK!!
    someone is disturbed.

    too cold in long island this year buddy? go see and siles/rangers game and vent there man. ed knows what's goin on. u should be used t this shit by now. they're not gonna say anything anytime soon, prolly not even this year for that matter, so...jez chill.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

    JMJ
    </font>[/QUOTE]Actually, the weather has been real nice, this is JUST THE WAY I FUCKING TALK!!! LIKE THAT HALF RETARDED SNOT NOSED KID WITH THE GIMP THAT WORKS AT THE LOCAL FUCKING 7-11. I WALK IN, I SAY "HEY SHIT HEAD, WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE BEER IN THIS FUCKING DUMP?"

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    P.S. I live ON Long Island...not IN it.

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    Dear Distortion 9: Wheres your respect brother. These kind of unoriginal pointless remarks at mediocre humor only lessen your quality as a human being and are completely tasteless and uttered only from the mouth of fools, sincerely the apostle Paul

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    Originally posted by sparks, paul brian:
    Dear Distortion 9: Wheres your respect brother. These kind of unoriginal pointless remarks at mediocre humor only lessen your quality as a human being and are completely tasteless and uttered only from the mouth of fools, sincerely the apostle Paul
    do not judge less ye be judged

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    Originally posted by sparks, paul brian:
    Dear Distortion 9: Wheres your respect brother. These kind of unoriginal pointless remarks at mediocre humor only lessen your quality as a human being and are completely tasteless and uttered only from the mouth of fools, sincerely the apostle Paul
    Whyyyyy I oughtaaa...

    Dude, If you found THAT offensive, maybe you should go hang out somewhere else. Respect? Nope, punched out a looong time ago. "Mediocre humor?" Now I'M offended, Sir.

    Lighten up, deek.

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    The way we handle constructive critism(and handling it well)helps determine our character. Sorry for the inconvenience peace out, apostle paul P.S. Is that dick, deek or geek?

    [ March 02, 2002 at 11:36 AM: Message edited by: sparks, paul brian ]</p>

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    if ed and val split(think that would never happen)i'm leaving my wife and making a play for val.(i guy can dream right)
    van halen shall return. what you think is nothing might be something after all.

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    then the big Casino...
    what big casino? and btw eddie isnt that old. not old enough to forget where the studio is. it probably a little dusty.
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    Somethings happen for a reason and somethings are better.... left alone.
    Whenever, wherever.... it will happen. What will happen? I really don't know but you can put your $ on it that something will.
    So now that we are all back where we started [img]smile.gif[/img]
    whats on the dinner menu tonight? Did you hug your kid today? Hug your dog/cat or whatever pet family member you have? Call your long distance
    lover, your mother, father, grandparents or kids that are grown up and out of state? Pay your excise taxes... they are due, purchase your Iostat K-I packs if you live within a 10 mile radius of a nuke plant. Sent out your bills with payment attached or filed them in the trash. Changed your oil, got a tuneup... get engaged, married or divorced...oh ya and please make sure you change the babies diaper and never put them to bed with applejuice in their bottles, water only!
    Life...

 

 

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