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    SURVIVABILITY: hagar, a white dude who survived growing up with the name ‘sammy’. Davis, a one-eyed black kid who survived growing up with the name ‘sammy’--and in the 1940s. advantage davis.

    GIMMICK: hagar had the hair. but davis had the glass eye. advantage davis.

    BEST-KNOWN TUNE: davis, candy man can. hagar, rock candy. push

    DRIVING ABILITY: davis, one eye makes driving at night difficult. hagar, two lines of blow chased by a bottle of tequila make driving a shopping cart difficult. advantage davis.

    DANCING ABILITY: hagar uses standard white guy grind, intermixed with richard simmons’ aerobics moves. did i mention davis was black? advantage davis

    ATTIRE: davis was usually decked out in a tuxedo, smoking a camel and sipping a double JD. hagar is usually wearing some grateful dead cut offs, jesus sandals and has a bota bag of mezcal tied around his waist. advantage davis

    BEST REMEMBERED: davis, for being frank's token. hagar, replacement for roth. push

    PEER GROUP: davis, the rat pack. hagar, jerry garcia et al. advantage davis.

    WORST MOMENT IN LIFE: davis: kissing archie bunker. hagar: being replaced by roth. advantage davis.

    OVERALL WINNER: davis

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    Funny, but I have to correct the historical innaccuracy on one point: Sammy Davis did not grow up a one eyed kid. He lost his eye in an auto accident outside of Vegas early in his career. Apparently, some kind of alien searched for an opening in traffic and simply pulled a string, forcing Davis' car into oncoming traffic, before landing his flying saucer at nearby Area 51.
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    A further correction:

    Davis: One-eyed, black, jew.

    Wins survivability hands down.

    Plus...my aunt looks like Sammy Davis Jr. She's not black, has two eyes, and is non-demoninational, but for some reason she has that Samy Davis Jr. smooth-swagger about her. She's pretty cool.

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    sammy hagar wins
    "Jebe Ga"

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    That's an imagination-filled response, Bezek!

    Just kidding, Bro. Just messing with ya!
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