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    Hang 'Em High perticelli's Avatar
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    I officially declare that i am the number 1 fan of Van Halen of all-time--that is, I love their music more than anyone, except for the band themselves! this is not a quantitative question, so you can't dispute my claim by revealing that you've been to 22 concerts, etc.
    No, this is about the level of passion and how the music fits perfectly within the ebbs and flow of the body energy and spirit, and how it matches perfectly with individual aura.

    before i go any further, let me admit i am bored out of my skull. having said that, let me continue.

    I have hereby claimed the top of Mount Fandom as my official place of residence.
    If you think I am wrong or that you belong up here, instead of me, try and knock me off...but I must warn you, brute force in the traditional sense isn't going to get it done. You will need conviction,passion, command of your ideas, not to mention command of the english language, and, at least, a clear vision as to why you deserve to be crowned, "Van Halen's Number 1 Fan".... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Eddie is the greatest, period

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    Well...I'll declare
    "Knowing is not enough, we must apply,willing is not enough, we must do" -Goethe

    Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.--Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)

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    12.11.17 @ 08:42 AM
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    the least u could do is invite some of us up for a FUCKING DRINK! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]



    JMJ
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    "I don't give a flying fuck about Motley Crue. I give about a half a fuck about Rush. I like Van Halen and don't give a flying fuck how many tickets they all sell. Any questions?"- jimmyw

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    In the memo I got.... The #1 fan buys the rest of us drinks and pays the cover at the local strip joint. Let me know when we're going. BTW you also have to drive.
    "The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit." -David Lee Roth

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    Hang 'Em High perticelli's Avatar
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    there are several positions open for cabinet members, etc. stake your claim!
    As for the beverages et al, the kingdom is a giant land of VH music and hedonism..and all are invited at all times..and there's no money in my kingdom, so everyone can have whatever they want, whenever they want it...and the chicks..whooooh!
    You've heard about the 72 virgins suppossedly awaiting the radical muslim martyrs in heaven? they aint nothin compared to the california and south philly hotties waitin for you!

    And if we could get the band up here, we may be able to convince them to let water be under the bridge... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Eddie is the greatest, period

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    Mmmmm, 72 hottie California virgins. As long as we don't have to sacrifice any of those hot virgins. The dude that thought up that ritual HAD to be gay.
    "Knowing is not enough, we must apply,willing is not enough, we must do" -Goethe

    Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.--Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)

    Always drink upstream from the herd...
    --Will Rogers

    It is amazing how much some people can do with so little, however, what is even more amazing to me is how little some people can do with so much.
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    Well my order is: 72 blondes and 72 bottles of Cabo Wabo. With a side order of Van Halen with Sammy Hagar live.

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    Originally posted by perticelli:

    I have hereby claimed the top of Mount Fandom as my official place of residence.
    If you think I am wrong or that you belong up here, instead of me, try and knock me off...but I must warn you, brute force in the traditional sense isn't going to get it done. You will need conviction,passion, command of your ideas, not to mention command of the english language, and, at least, a clear vision as to why you deserve to be crowned, "Van Halen's Number 1 Fan".... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    You can fucking have it mate

    [ March 11, 2003, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: Goo ]
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    Originally posted by speedtruckermf:
    In the memo I got.... The #1 fan buys the rest of us drinks and pays the cover at the local strip joint. Let me know when we're going. BTW you also have to drive.
    Hey, now! Not all of us are guys! I'm a 19 year-old, cute chick and proud Van Halen fan, and I demand something other than g-string clad, oily chicks on a pole and a freakin' beer...
    "You'll meet them again in their long journey to the middle."<br /><br />"And they will ruin rock 'n roll and strangle everything we love about it... and then it just becomes an industry of cool." <br /><br />-- Lester Bangs, Almost Famous

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    Hang 'Em High perticelli's Avatar
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    dreamer, post your pic and then we'll tell you what's in it for you!
    Eddie is the greatest, period

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    perticelli,

    you're right, eddie's the greatest. period!


    have a nice day buddy !
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    evhua.

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    09.16.15 @ 10:37 AM
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    Originally posted by perticelli:
    there are several positions open for cabinet members, etc. stake your claim!
    As for the beverages et al, the kingdom is a giant land of VH music and hedonism..and all are invited at all times..and there's no money in my kingdom, so everyone can have whatever they want, whenever they want it...and the chicks..whooooh!
    You've heard about the 72 virgins suppossedly awaiting the radical muslim martyrs in heaven? they aint nothin compared to the california and south philly hotties waitin for you!

    And if we could get the band up here, we may be able to convince them to let water be under the bridge... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Well since you are a male...I declare that I am Van Halen #1 Fan.. Female..and I would like atop that mountain....some DLR clones (preferably the way he looked in like.. um... 1982)and some muscular male gods to massage every inch of my heavenly bod, along with the rest of what you suggest! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Class Dismissed!

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    Default hmm...

    I declare that I'm the #1 Canadian Fan of VH (unless Perticelli's Canadian, then I'm #2!). I've been listening to them since I was 8.5 years old, playing their music on guitar since I was 18 (took too many years to save up enough $ to buy a guitar).
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    Come on dudes.. 25 years of being a fan, never seeing them and still flying the VH flag.. that's gotta mean something here!!!
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    Perticelli, I declare that what I read in another thread was dead on. Your name DOES sound like a vegetable.

 

 

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