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    Truth is...
    (1) The "no news is good news" bullshit isn't Brad's -- it comes from Ed Van Halen, Inc.
    (2) The accusations that loyal fans are liars is not Brad's or even Mikey's -- it comes from Ed Van Halen, Inc.
    (3) The collective "golden shower" that us fans have received from VH since the Sammy breakup -- has come directly at the instruction of Ed Van Halen, Inc.

    That son-of-bitch has spent the last several years proving Dave's quote "Ed Van Halen without a guitar in his hands is a shitty human being."

    Ed screwed Sammy -- if Ed really wanted to fire Sammy over his half-witted lyrics, he could have been dumped during the recording sessions for 5150 ("only time will tell if we stand the test of time").

    Ed screwed Dave -- Dave was being Dave at those stupid VMAs. Beck didn't sweat it, so "lighten up, Francis." It's not like he came onstage dressed like Lil' Kim.

    Ed screwed Gary -- let's see, you've got elephant balls, but I am going to warble like a bad Tom Waits-impersonation over the worst song I've ever written. By the way, Gary, practice your Sammy voice a little more -- we don't want to "Without You" to sound like "More Than Words"

    Ed has screwed and continues to screw Brad -- Brad, go call a loyal fan a liar on our bullhit shil Bulletin Board, named for a song written by the guy I fired because his lyrics were too dumb. Oh, BTW, remove all reference to Dave or Sammy from our official Internet presence, because, after all, I'm the one the fans care about -- just ask the eleven guys would purchase the Wild Life soundtrack for that scary awesome "Donut City" (BTW, Ed screwed Donn Landee as well). Brad, why do you get all these flaming posts???!!!???

    Ed screws the fans -- "no news is good news" -- go read Golf Magazine.

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    Okey dokey, this is much better suited to Opinions. Moving now.
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    Aren't bitter, are we?
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    I think that's a great post. But I must correct 2 points:

    1) Ed Van Halen Inc (ELVH Inc) didn't apparently exist until last month.

    2) Eddie couldn't have complained about Sammy's lame lyrics on 5150 because he was too fucking shitfaced to care. Hell, when I get shitfaced, even country and disco seem lyrically sound!!

    Uhhhhhh that's the way uh huh uh (Hic) I like it.... [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    FORD, Ed's management company was referred to in the golf article. Tha was more than a month ago...You think ELVH, Inc. is a new name for an old company?
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    Originally posted by SactoFan:
    FORD, Ed's management company was referred to in the golf article. Tha was more than a month ago...You think ELVH, Inc. is a new name for an old company?
    If Eddie had a corporate entity of his own previously, it was probably to deal with things like his ever revolving guitar endorsement deals. It wasn't in relation to the band name and all this merchandising crap. probably because WB and/or the managers handled all that shit in the past.
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    Originally posted by Smokin' 5150:
    Truth is...
    (1) The "no news is good news" bullshit isn't Brad's -- it comes from Ed Van Halen, Inc.
    (2) The accusations that loyal fans are liars is not Brad's or even Mikey's -- it comes from Ed Van Halen, Inc.
    (3) The collective "golden shower" that us fans have received from VH since the Sammy breakup -- has come directly at the instruction of Ed Van Halen, Inc.

    That son-of-bitch has spent the last several years proving Dave's quote "Ed Van Halen without a guitar in his hands is a shitty human being."

    Ed screwed Sammy -- if Ed really wanted to fire Sammy over his half-witted lyrics, he could have been dumped during the recording sessions for 5150 ("only time will tell if we stand the test of time").

    Ed screwed Dave -- Dave was being Dave at those stupid VMAs. Beck didn't sweat it, so "lighten up, Francis." It's not like he came onstage dressed like Lil' Kim.

    Ed screwed Gary -- let's see, you've got elephant balls, but I am going to warble like a bad Tom Waits-impersonation over the worst song I've ever written. By the way, Gary, practice your Sammy voice a little more -- we don't want to "Without You" to sound like "More Than Words"

    Ed has screwed and continues to screw Brad -- Brad, go call a loyal fan a liar on our bullhit shil Bulletin Board, named for a song written by the guy I fired because his lyrics were too dumb. Oh, BTW, remove all reference to Dave or Sammy from our official Internet presence, because, after all, I'm the one the fans care about -- just ask the eleven guys would purchase the Wild Life soundtrack for that scary awesome "Donut City" (BTW, Ed screwed Donn Landee as well). Brad, why do you get all these flaming posts???!!!???

    Ed screws the fans -- "no news is good news" -- go read Golf Magazine.
    "Lighten up, Francis", indeed! LMFAO!!! That's some good advice you're preaching, perhaps you should consider practicing it some time, as well.

    Just a thought...

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