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    sambo: Cruisin' and Boozin' has to rank right up there among the all-time most stupid fucking songs ever released.

    terrific sam, let's celebrate the joy of a car load of teenagers racing around town blind drunk. hey that's something to sing about!

    dave: i dunno. i pretty much hate all of his solo work, so i can't judge the actual worst song. the possibilities are endless.

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    That's easy for me.

    Dave: "Stand Up" I hate that song with a passion. Even though I love Skyscraper. It is actually my favorite DLR solo effort. As for Sambo, I cannot say. I don't own any of his solo and I'm only familiar with his radio songs. So I guess I would have to say "I Can't Drive 55"?
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    Originally posted by Ou812max:
    That's easy for me.

    Dave: "Stand Up" I hate that song with a passion. Even though I love Skyscraper. It is actually my favorite DLR solo effort. As for Sambo, I cannot say. I don't own any of his solo and I'm only familiar with his radio songs. So I guess I would have to say "I Can't Drive 55"?
    thanks for playing.

    frankly, sambo has so many songs that suck it's kinda hard to pick just one. the whole VOA abum should be recalled as a musical abortion.

    i picked boozin' because the content is so completely absurd.

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    "Musical Abortion" That's a classic, I've never heard that line for an album before. LMFAO! I'm going to have to borrow it sometime. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ September 26, 2002, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Ou812max ]
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    Originally posted by Ou812max:
    "Musical Abortion" That's a classic, I've never heard that line for an album before. LMFAO! I'm going to have to borrow it sometime. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    feel free. just another doo-dooism [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Dave has to be "Thats Life" only the great Sinatra can do that song a bit of justice. Stand up was a stretch too.

    Sam? Shakka Doobie is horrible in my opinion. He ROCKED with Rock Candy, 3 lock box and others. Heavy Metal too.
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    Originally posted by SeriousDooDoo:
    frankly, sambo has so many songs that suck it's kinda hard to pick just one. the whole VOA abum should be recalled as a musical abortion.
    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] Jeez. I think VOA is one of Sammy's best solo efforts. Every song is great.
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    Originally posted by Dan Halen:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SeriousDooDoo:
    frankly, sambo has so many songs that suck it's kinda hard to pick just one. the whole VOA abum should be recalled as a musical abortion.
    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] Jeez. I think VOA is one of Sammy's best solo efforts. Every song is great.</font>[/QUOTE]agreed. There is some of the solo stuff that is really a tough listen, but solo stuff by guys like him are a tough listen.
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    Dave--You're Breathin' It (remix). A bad song to begin with, made even worse with a remix, also on YFLM, and the best song, Mississippi Power, only a B-side.

    Sam--Ten 13. It's just head cheese--always skipped over. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img] So is Red Voodoo.

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    For Dave: I would go with "Shy Boy" because I find all of that self indulgent guitar work hard on the ears.

    For Sammy: you have to go with "Good Enough" because it was his first work with Van Halen and established the low brow tone with "US Prime grade A stamped gauranteed, greese it up and trun on the heat."

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    I like pretty much all of Dave's lyrics, but I don't like the chorus in Stand Up. In fact, when I made my mix CD of my favorite DLR solo stuff, I edited out the chorus ENTIRELY from the song!

    I pretty much do not like ANY of Sam's lyrics, so I'm not gonna go down that road. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel. But, that's just my opinion.

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    Dave: "Just Like Paradise."

    Sam: His whole career.

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    Sammy=Hands and knees
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    from a competitive comparison...

    i think sambo wins for the sheer tonnage of awful music he's released over his 30 year career.

    whereas dave gets the nod for some of the lamest songs ever recorded.

 

 

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