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    10. Mikey-Oh, so you want me to sing on this album, do you?

    9. Dave-Eddie, seriously, the chorus of Amsterdam. Tell me the truth, Wolfgang wrote those lyrics, didn't he?

    8. Eddie-A Wolfgang paper towel holder, what the fuck am I gonna do with this?

    7. Dave-No, no, no. This song really IS about your fuckin' hip!

    6. Alex-If Dr. Laura isn't here soon, I'm not paying for the full hour.

    5. Mikey-Stop telling me what to play or I'm joining Metallica!!

    4. Eddie-We need to decide on a manager. Umm, Alex, could you leave the room please?

    3. Valerie-Dave, stop posting rumors on there, Wolfie needs the computer to do his homework.

    2. Alex-You guys can split the songwriting 3 ways, I just signed an endorsement deal with Oakley sunglasses.

    1. Eddie-The next time you tell me "that's not the way Bart Walsh did it", you better be wearing a fuckin' cup!

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    10) Alex=Dave why haven't you settled down?
    9) Eddie=He did Al, when was his last hit record?
    8) Dave=Fuck both of you! At least I didn't have to watch Gary Cherone grab his own ass on stage.
    7) Mike=Cool it guys! We need this to work this time or we will become a joke like Aerosmith.
    6) Eddie=Good point Mikey, I'm sorry Dave I love you, YOU are my musical soulmate.
    5) Alex=I need a drink.
    4) Mike=I'll join you Al.
    3) Dave=Are we done for today guys? Because I am going to a strip club a shoot my mouth off.
    2) Eddie=Lets call it a day guys, and start tomorrow fresh at 11 am.
    1) Val=Eddie! Dinners ready.

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    Now that's some funny shit!!!!!!!





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    LMAO!! Oakley sunglasses...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    1. Eddie-The next time you tell me "that's not the way Bart Walsh did it", you better be wearing a fuckin' cup!
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    Nah that is some funny jivin'!!!!!!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    4. Eddie-We need to decide on a manager. Umm, Alex, could you leave the room please? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Amen to that!!!



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    10. Alex-I think Aerosmith is onto something with that half-time show thing...maybe I could pay off a divorce or two.

    9. Eddie-Mike, do you think the chili pepper inlays would look good on the Wolfgangs...note to self, have Brad at the official site build this up like it is the album announcement and after weeks of anticipation, tell our fans about the inlays in a new Wolfgang report.

    8. Mike-Eddie it's the phone for you, it is Mike Post, he wants to know when you want to start working on the next album.

    7. Dave-(to himself)Fuck...Brittney Spears was hot at the Super Bowl!

    6. Eddie-Boy this sure beats the tuba and movie soundtracks eh boys!

    5. Mike-Eddie/Al...where's Gary?

    4. Ted Templeton-Come on Dave, give me a break...

    3. Dave-I just finished the lyrics for Britney's Got Rack...want to hear them?

    2. Alex-Eddie, Eddie...Ray did not screw us that bad...have you been reading those two chapters of Sam's on the internet?

    1. Eddie-Really...let's rerecord How Many Say I...it will sound primo, my voice got lost in the mix last time!

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    Glenn , that's classic!
    I laughed my ass off reading: Mikey-Stop telling me what to play or I'm joining Mettalica!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:

    7. Dave-No, no, no. This song really IS about your fuckin' hip!

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    Waah!!! You sound just like DIF and his lil' storyline writing thang that he does.

    Nice work G-man, altough I have nothin' to contribute, I will just quote you on the funniest thing I got from it all! lol ...

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