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    Some guy sent me this to the Tune of "Panama"
    It's Called Enema

    ENEMA...To the tune of "Panama"
    By Jason Brady.

    Jump back!
    What's that sound?
    Here he comes
    He says "Pull your pants down"
    Big rude
    Doctor with an attitude
    I can't even shit
    He'll be fixin it
    Don't you know about impacted feces?
    It makes my anus burn...
    Damn it hurts!
    Enema!
    Enema-a!
    Ain't nothin like that lower GI
    Got a tube full of water runnin in my brown eye
    Hey dudeSorry bout my attitude
    Havin trouble goin to the bathroom
    Hear that water wizzin into me?
    It makes my anus burn
    Damn it hurts!
    Enema!
    Enema-a!
    Enema!
    Enema-a-in-my-ass-hole
    The water's a little bit hot tonite
    I can barely see my feet from the steam comin outta my ass...
    Reach down
    Between my legs andSpread my butt-cheeks....
    He's squirtin
    I'm hurtin
    Right inside my big rear end now
    Water wizzinWorse than prison
    Colon poppin
    Ain't no stoppin now!

    ENEMA




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    I must be one sick FUCK There you go man , you took a stab at your favorite singers lyrics , thats cool man , LMAO , can you write any Gary songs

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    How Bout... Ballot Or The Mullet

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    There used to be a whole bunch of "Gary" songs in regular rotation at Slawterhouse with titles like "Queen Street", "Manama", "Homo Delight", "Fruitcake", "Lube Up This Guy", etc. While I am neither confirming nor denying the rumors of Cherone's sexual orientation, I have to admit those songs were fucking hilarious.

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    ROTFLMAO!!!! Women and Roth that was hilarious. You are one sick puppy!!!

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    I think I heard that song playing in the waiting room of my proctologist's office the last time I was there.

    Wonder if I can get a bootleg of it?


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    Rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL. that was frickin great dude. bad news is, now I'll be thinkin of your lyrics every time I listen to the damn song.

 

 

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