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    Just how ABSOLUTELY PURE this is??? (btw, I'm about one post away from being permanetly banned from this place I understand [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

    I get these from time to time. Epiphany's. Sometimes you just think random thoughts and one of the many just kind of gels into something of perfection that can not be ignored. This very thing has happened this evening. An epiphany.

    My last epiphany in regards to the great =VH=, was for David lee to come back to the boyz and do a single with Gwen Stephani from no doubt similar to what Moby did with her on south side. I even mentioned that she should be licking daves head like in that video. If you think about it, everything she touches right now is gold and it would be the perfect bridge to a newer generation that would bring the mighty vh back into the mainstream looking anything but old. They would come back looking fresh. Gwen would no doubt (no pun) benefit from it also, I'm sure. I'ts a win win....an epiphany. I digress...

    I'm thinking new front man from an angle that simply has not been touched yet. I'm outside of the box on this one (and only half joking). In fact, it would fit better on the idea of the various artists concept of a cd, because realistically I could never see this happening on tour. lmao But...and bear with me...no shoes can fill DLR's, and I think we can all agree with that. Yes there are arguements about who's writing was better and all that SHIT, but as far as a frontman goes, there is no other to match....in the ROCK scene. Well...how about outside the rock scene? Everybody automatically goes to 80's singers as a place to look for a good fit for a new singer. Who from that era could ever replace the KING of that era and have both themselves and the fans feel good about it? Nobody. Ok, look elswhere and who can you think of that holds an equal talent with dlr in working a show/audience/ and energy level with that almost supernatural platform? Who has that magic?

    JAMES MUTHA FUCKIN BROWN BABY!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    Listen to a James Brown song sometime and tell me that there is no similarity in energy and emotion coming from him. Do it!! Go to winmx or whatever and download sex machine, or papas got a brand new bag and tell me you couldn't hear that completely halenized. Soooo much room for Ed to fill with. Or its a mans world. GET UP OFFA THAT THING!! OMG. I'ts perfect. Good GAWD Y'all!!

    Fuck it. He's got the "high note", he's got the energy. HE IS THE NEGRO VAN HALEN OF THE WORLD. Listen to his stuff!! Hot pants, popcorn. Great tunes.

    I dare you to download these songs and place van halens touch on them.

    YOU ARE GUARENTEED TO LAUGH YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF. But it makes you feel GOOD. I FEEL GOOD...SO GOOD!! SOO GOOD. My gawd, they even have some of the same song titles that were hits. FEELS SO GOOD. How could our society of segregation put the blinders on so much that we could ignore this?!!? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] This could be the biggest revolution since the creation of the blues!! The fusion of the greatest in rock and the greatest in soul.

    VAN GODFATHER!!!!!

    epiphany..... Thank you. \

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    [ April 01, 2002 at 12:49 PM: Message edited by: seenbad ]

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    "One of the reasons I left Sabbath was because Van Halen was blowing us off the stage every night. It was embarrassing." -Ozzy Osbourne

    "When I first heard "Runnin' With The Devil" on the radio, I was stunned and found myself dizzy, walking through my high school hallways thinking, "What was THAT?!"
    Eddie Van Halen was so innovative and kicked so much ass, and David Lee Roth was for a time indisputably the Greatest Man in America.
    If aliens came down and challenged us to a Battle of the Bands to decide the fate of Planet Earth, I would feel very confident putting early Van Halen forward as our champion." -Tom Morello

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    Dude, pass that over here.
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    Interesting idea, but I doubt a singer in his 70's is going to be able to get the Lying Dutchmen off their asses.

    And besides, there is no soul or blues in "Van Halen" without Dave, so he would be the only one considering James Brown anyway.
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    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

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    I dig JB'S sound. But I dont think that this will work. It might be cooler if Dave did a duet wih JB on a new solo album

    [ March 08, 2002 at 10:24 AM: Message edited by: dog ]</p>

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    That would indeed be cool.

    This is not conventional folks. WAY outta the box here. You have to think in to the future at how this would go down in history as a monumental moment in the history of music. This forces you to expand your imagination. Can you not see the FUNK??? Funk rock. Van Godfather. A household name that bridges the divisions of this country. Epiphany. Indeed.
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    Originally posted by FORD:
    Interesting idea, but I doubt a singer in his 70's is going to be able to get the Lying Dutchmen off their asses.
    GET UP offa that thang!! Get up!! git on upp *ah*!! *insert killer edward riff here* "Git uppah, git on uuup!!"
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    IMO, bad idea. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

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    Thinking straight outta the box that binds brotha!! The stereotypes, and images that you hold that surrounds a band and "this" band are the only thing holding you back from truly accepting it. You all know that deep down, deeeeeep down, this would work.

    VIVA VAN GODFATHER!!!

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    "Panama!!!!"



    " Hoad awn eddie!! lemmee shaky un time!!" UGH!!



    "Paaaanamahaa" heh-heh



    uzzzmmzip baawwwhuuuwa!!! GOOD GAWD YALL!!!! hep me plEEEzuh!! HEH!!

    You know its the shit!!

    VIVA VAN GODFATHER!!!

    [ March 08, 2002 at 04:29 PM: Message edited by: seenbad ]

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    .....I LUV IT ! IT WOULD WORK !...I REACH DOWN...HEY.OUHHH, BETWEEN MY LEGS..HEYYY I FEEL GOOD..HEY [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    ....JAMES BROWN & THE BROWN SOUND ...LUV THE IDEA SEENBAD
    ..In 1984 Van Halen Jumped Panama
    Topped Jimmy & Dropped Dead Legs
    ..Ill Wait in this House of Pain with the
    Girl Gone Bad while I am really Hot for Teacher..


    ..Think it was easy ?..you stare at an album
    Cover that long..

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    Van Baron....man of epiphnic virtue. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    C'mon folks!! Take the blinders OFF, SEE with your EYES that this is ULTIMATE SOLUTION!!!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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