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    First and Foremost... this is not a personal attack against the greatest rock band of all time!

    It's just poking a little fun at worst lyricist in America Sammy Hagar!

    Let the games begin!!!

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    Donor

    That's not really necessary is it?

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    OU812 "Feels So Good"

    Yesterday, I saw Alexs' Behind
    Straight ahead in front of me,
    You never really know
    If Ed will suck or blow,
    But Yesterday, I was a dork
    Suddenly you popped my cork,
    I never really knew
    That Gary was half Jew,

    I'll fuck Michael with a bottle (I'll send the message)
    N'Trust in the mercy of the sea
    (oooh oooh oooh)
    Saggin Pecker (oooh oooh oooh) Oh Yeah
    (oooh oooh oooh)
    Waiting for Gary to give me H.I.V.

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    Ah... another "Slam Sammy's Lyrics" thread. LOL.

    (Which will NO DOUBT beget an opposing "Slam Dave's Lyrics" thread. )

    I'm just guessing out loud that this will be moved to the "Opinions/Speculations Forum."

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    Hey, start one up for Dave too!!

    I'm open minded.... I'm so fucking bored right now, anything will make me laugh!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Women And Roth First:

    Hey, start one up for Dave too!!

    I'm open minded.... I'm so fucking bored right now, anything will make me laugh.
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    Good point bro'. I hear that.

    Word, Warf.

    (That sounded funny. )

    I've seen you over at the army.

    Welcome to VHLinks, my man.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Women And Roth First:

    Hey, start one up for Dave too!!

    I'm open minded.... I'm so fucking bored right now, anything will make me laugh.
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    Good point bro'. I hear that.

    Word, Warf.

    (That sounded funny. )

    I've seen you over at the army.

    Welcome to VHLinks, my man.

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    Balance- Don't Tell Me

    It's Ok, I'll be fucking gay if I choose
    I can drop the soap, there's a choice
    It's my destiny, in my ass
    Yeah, It's K-Y jelly

    I can masturbate
    Wouldn't that be great, in the streets
    Score me some pimps
    I can hump, get clients' on the phone
    Be a customer, just like Gary Cherone

    (And I,I,I,I,I) Don't wanna hear what drugs can do
    (No, I,I,I,I,I) Ain't gonna tell ya what time to spew!

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    Cool DIF...

    Thanks for the welcome, I'm glad you got a sense of humor dude!

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    Ok...guess where this is going?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Women And Roth First:

    I can masturbate
    Wouldn't that be great, in the streets
    Score me some pimps
    I can hump, get clients' on the phone
    Be a customer, just like Gary Cherone
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    LMAO!

    Completely politically incorrect.

    It's all about the humor, folks. LOL.

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    I dunno where this is going (maybe the dead-thread box?) but I know it's pretty fucking lame.

    Some people think about men having sex with each other way, way too much.

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    Ok, I'll lay off the bondage thing... for all you homophobes out there...

    How 'bout a nice thanksgiving song... Sammy style!

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    I will not mention Garys' Gay antics for this song...

    Here's one for the kiddies, or the little boy in you... No I ain't no motherfuckin' Adam Sandler!

    Cabo Wabo- OU812

    (oooh) We can stuff turkeys
    (oooh) You know I wanna
    (oooh) make some fresh cranberries
    (oooh) We got a little ranch
    (oooh) So, gobble gobble
    It's all white meat for me

    Come on, let me take your theigh
    I don't like chicken pot pie
    (gobble gobble)
    Let me be your freak
    Face down and gobble, kissin' your beak!

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    Women and Roth- One word for you.

    P A T H E T I C !!!!!!

 

 

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