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    What a band.....the fans are spoiled for choice these days. You have Mikey's annual "let's invite people off the internet, tell them top secret information on why VH doesn't make music any more, but don't put it on the internet" Peppers bash. You too can knock back Margaritas with an almost 50 year old millionaire who still needs permission from Howdy Doody mountain to sneeze.

    But wait there's more.......the annual EVH golf stalkathon. If you're astute enough to work out "the system", you too can spend 10 hours walking round a golf course with King Edward analyzing what brand of cigarettes he smokes and checking out his ring situation, while barely containing your disgust at so-called fans hassling him. If you're lucky you might get to hear Mr "I'm a musician" bitching about people...uhh...playing his music. A not to be missed event.....it's the only time during the year that EVH makes a public appearance......he's obviously too busy being a musician the rest of the year.

    And if you aren't fortunate enough to live in Southern California, there's always the hope that Alex will do his "7-11 Celebrity Openings" US tour

    [ May 20, 2002, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan ]
    Delusions of eloquence

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    A veritable cornucopia, as it were!

    Ah, these halcyon days of VH fandom... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    hehe [img]smile.gif[/img] jokers you both are

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    Oh, the credit's all Jon's...
    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    classic jon!

    iz twu iz twu

    JMJ! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

    "It's the "JMJ" everyone had grown to love, man! Time to blow the roof off this place!"
    -Zachenfoot 2/23/10

    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

    "I'm doin' the victory dance. Told ya I'd be back. Tell me ya missed me. Say it like ya mean it" - Blood and Fire. =VH= 2012. Welcome back boys :headband:

    "I don't give a flying fuck about Motley Crue. I give about a half a fuck about Rush. I like Van Halen and don't give a flying fuck how many tickets they all sell. Any questions?"- jimmyw

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    Now now, everyone knows when you hit hard times, you can buy Van Halen attitude, one bottle at a time, at your local liquer store
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    'Specially as long as you can see thru what you're drinkin'...

    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    Starks tends to use the word "mighty" too much in reference to VH...
    "is this a good show tonight, or fuckin' what?" - DLR, Montreal, 11/10/07

    Toronto 10/7...Cleveland 10/10...Toronto 10/12...Montreal 11/10

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    Originally posted by twonabomber:
    Starks tends to use the word "mighty" too much in reference to VH...
    really? *LOL*

    just ribbin' ya, twona!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Originally posted by Jonathan:
    What a band.....the fans are spoiled for choice these days. You have Mikey's annual "let's invite people off the internet, tell them top secret information on why VH doesn't make music any more, but don't put it on the internet" Peppers bash. You too can knock back Margaritas with an almost 50 year old millionaire



    who still needs permission from Howdy Doody mountain to sneeze.

    But wait there's more.......the annual EVH golf stalkathon. If you're astute enough to work out "the system", you too can spend 10 hours walking round a golf course with King Edward analyzing what brand of cigarettes he smokes and checking out his ring situation, while barely containing your disgust at so-called fans hassling him. If you're lucky you might get to hear Mr "I'm a musician" bitching about people...uhh...playing his music. A not to be missed event.....it's the only time during the year that EVH makes a public appearance......he's obviously too busy being a musician the rest of the year.

    ROTFLMFAO !!

    And if you aren't fortunate enough to live in Southern California, there's always the hope that Alex will do his "7-11 Celebrity Openings" US tour
    Great post, Jonathan ! The former "Mighty"has passed Millenium.....

    ...'Stalk-thon & Margaritas for all [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by The SLAWTERHOUSE Bug:
    A veritable cornucopia, as it were!

    Ah, these halcyon days of VH fandom... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    And; right here, 'right now, after last night: *bump*

 

 

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